Heh, guess I should give an update.  Okay, whoever the mystery person
is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm).  They've shown no sign
of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
weirdos.  Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
wondering if it's not some sort of group effort.  Here's the breakdown
of the gifts and the days:

1st Day - 14th -
2nd Day - 15th -
3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
12th Day - 25th -

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
ribbon.  The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
inkjet printer.  They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
love gave to me..."  The stars have the day.  Font is about 14pt,
sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
interesting.  I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
the shadows.  I'll keep everyone updated!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Heh, guess I should give an update.  Okay, whoever the mystery person
>is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
>7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm).  They've shown no sign
>of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
>many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
>weirdos.  Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
>wondering if it's not some sort of group effort.  Here's the breakdown
>of the gifts and the days:
>
> 1st Day - 14th -
> 2nd Day - 15th -
> 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
> 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
> 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
> 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
> 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
> 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
> 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
>10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
>11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
>12th Day - 25th -
>
>There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
>be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
>certain.
>
>The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
>little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
>ribbon.  The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
>inkjet printer.  They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
>front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
>love gave to me..."  The stars have the day.  Font is about 14pt,
>sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
>
>I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
>interesting.  I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
>the shadows.  I'll keep everyone updated!

Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!

I figured it out lil Bro......

You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!

I mean look at the set up....
Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?

Yep,
Someone has been prepping you for a nice
evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
the fireplace tonight.

Just remember one thing.....
I have heard that if you don't lubricate your XXXXXXX,
you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.

Merry Christmas Matthew....
:-)
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Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41                                    Vote Democratic and st
ay stuck on stupid
Stalking Filth #69.5
>--|
<:((>>>><
>--|
--

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Heh, guess I should give an update.  Okay, whoever the mystery person
>is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
>7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm).  They've shown no sign
>of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
>many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
>weirdos.  Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
>wondering if it's not some sort of group effort.  Here's the breakdown
>of the gifts and the days:
>
> 1st Day - 14th -
> 2nd Day - 15th -
> 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
> 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
> 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
> 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
> 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
> 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
> 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
>10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
>11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
>12th Day - 25th -
>
>There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
>be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
>certain.
>
>The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
>little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
>ribbon.  The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
>inkjet printer.  They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
>front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
>love gave to me..."  The stars have the day.  Font is about 14pt,
>sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
>
>I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
>interesting.  I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
>the shadows.  I'll keep everyone updated!
>

>



Sounds like you have a plus-size  stalker on your hands.... :)

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> 
>
> Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
>
> I figured it out lil Bro......
>
> You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
>
> I mean look at the set up....
> Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?

In prison?

>
> Yep,
> Someone has been prepping you for a nice
> evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
> the fireplace tonight.
>
In prison?


> Just remember one thing.....
> I have heard that if you don't lubricate your XXXXXXX,
> you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.


In prison...
>
> Merry Christmas Matthew....


New cocktail chatter at the Hague:

Oh, you worked for IBM, too?

> :-)






> --
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin                                               www.cotse.c
om
> Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
> Anti Archangel #41                                    Vote Democratic and 
stay stuck on stupid
> Stalking Filth #69.5 
>  <:((>>>>< 
> --

YOUR TEETH CHATTER WHEN YOU THINK OF A LARGE COCK!!!

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:33:53 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) wrote:

>On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> 
>
>Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
>
>I figured it out lil Bro......
>
>You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
>
>I mean look at the set up....
>Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?
>
>Yep,
>Someone has been prepping you for a nice
>evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
>the fireplace tonight.
>
>Just remember one thing.....
>I have heard that if you don't lubricate your XXXXXXX,
>you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
>
>Merry Christmas Matthew....

Tell your mom to stay at home, I'm not interested, Junior.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )