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Joske

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm

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Lori Davis

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


Joske wrote:
> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.
>
> So I brought my camera and rang the bell... to keel over backwards
> from seeing this lady, normally so stylishly dressed in spandex, in
> Walmart-lilac-stretch-pants.
>
> Of course she would later deny this was her, claiming the
> unfortunate dresser to be her Beethoven Blossom therapist.
>
> Right...
>
> As if you, my dear readers, would fall for such a fib.
>


Poor Spandy!!!

Lori :^D

Adriaan Barel

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:44bc6952_3@cnews
> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.
>
> So I brought my camera and rang the bell... to keel over backwards
> from seeing this lady, normally so stylishly dressed in spandex, in
> Walmart-lilac-stretch-pants.
>
> Of course she would later deny this was her, claiming the
> unfortunate dresser to be her Beethoven Blossom therapist.
>
> Right...
>
> As if you, my dear readers, would fall for such a fib.
>
> Joske :-)


That story didn't fool me; definitely Spandy; but in HOT PINK, that's
shocking!!!!! LOL

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----oooOOOooo----

Adriaan Barel



Michelle

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message
news:44bc6952_3@cnews...
>
> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd

be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.
>
> So I brought my camera and rang the bell... to keel over

backwards
> from seeing this lady, normally so stylishly dressed in

spandex, in
> Walmart-lilac-stretch-pants.
>
> Of course she would later deny this was her, claiming the
> unfortunate dresser to be her Beethoven Blossom therapist.
>
> Right...
>
> As if you, my dear readers, would fall for such a fib.
>
> Joske :-)
> --
> http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/
> http://www.healthy.net/scr/mmedica.asp?MTId=8&Id=132
>
>


LOL, good one, Joske. Great bunny slippers too :-)



Joske

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


Adriaan Barel wrote:
> "Joske" wrote


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> That story didn't fool me; definitely Spandy; but in HOT PINK,
> that's shocking!!!!!


Yes, it is, and I had my doubts... But then this morning there was
an email offer going "great growth on pink sheets". Not doubt this
indicates vegetables have a fondness for the color.

Joske :-)
--
http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/





Barbara J Bradley

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:44bc6952_3@cnews...
>
> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.
>
> So I brought my camera and rang the bell... to keel over backwards
> from seeing this lady, normally so stylishly dressed in spandex, in
> Walmart-lilac-stretch-pants.
>
> Of course she would later deny this was her, claiming the
> unfortunate dresser to be her Beethoven Blossom therapist.
>
> Right...
>
> As if you, my dear readers, would fall for such a fib.
>
> Joske :-)
> --


LOL



Adriaan Barel

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:44bcef2f$1_3@cnews
> Adriaan Barel wrote:
>
>
>
> Yes, it is, and I had my doubts... But then this morning there was
> an email offer going "great growth on pink sheets". Not doubt this
> indicates vegetables have a fondness for the color.
>
> Joske :-)


LOL

--
----oooOOOooo----

Adriaan Barel



Spandex Rutabaga

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm

Joske wrote:
>
> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.


Nonsense, she was hosting a lime system
http://www.limesystems.com/hostingaup.htm
JoeB

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


Spandex Rutabaga <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in
news:44BDB8F0.8F8434E4@agabatur.xednaps:

> Joske wrote:
>
> Nonsense, she was hosting a lime system
> http://www.limesystems.com/hostingaup.htm


Hey, stop that! The lime green stuff is becoming a bit too
transluscent for comfort! :-)

Regards,

JoeB


Adriaan Barel

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


"JoeB" <myemail@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9804EBC24A77DJoeB@216.191.232.194
> Spandex Rutabaga <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in
> news:44BDB8F0.8F8434E4@agabatur.xednaps:
>
>
> Hey, stop that! The lime green stuff is becoming a bit too
> transluscent for comfort! :-)
>
> Regards,
>
> JoeB


LOL

--
----oooOOOooo----

Adriaan Barel



Joske

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


Lori Davis wrote:
> Joske wrote:


[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> Poor Spandy!!!


> Lori :^D


I'm sorry :-)) And to think we never even broadcast the footage we
got on her two sisters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6pjlhYuiw

Impressive!

Joske
--
naughty





W.Madison

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:44be913b_1@cnews...
>
> Lori Davis wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> I'm sorry :-)) And to think we never even broadcast the footage we
> got on her two sisters:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6pjlhYuiw
>
> Impressive!
>
> Joske
> --

My gosh, if that ain't enough to make you go on Jenny Craig I don't know
what is.:-) Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, "Do these pants make my
butt look fat?"

Ewwww, shudder.

Wendy



Spandex Rutabaga

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


"W.Madison" wrote:

> My gosh, if that ain't enough to make you go on Jenny Craig I don't know
> what is.:-) Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, "Do these pants make my
> butt look fat?"


It's just a simple case of junk in the trunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_53BOCY2dM

Joske

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


W.Madison wrote:
> "Joske" wrote
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> My gosh, if that ain't enough to make you go on Jenny Craig I
> don't know what is.:-) Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, "Do
> these pants make my butt look fat?"


Jenny Craig? I'll have to look her up.

> Ewwww, shudder.


I wouldn't want to trade, but it doesn't make me go 'ewww' either...
Like I wrote, it's impressive :-)

Joske
--
http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/








Joske

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


JoeB wrote:
> Spandex Rutabaga wrote
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> Hey, stop that! The lime green stuff is becoming a bit too
> transluscent for comfort! :-)


Good thing these groups are regulated. With the heatwave here and my
enjoyment in thinking up outfits for her, I might otherwise just
explore your thought a little further :-)

Joske
--
http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/





Barbara J Bradley

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"W.Madison" <wsmadison@DONTSPAM.charter.net> wrote in message
news:44be95e8$1_3@cnews...
> My gosh, if that ain't enough to make you go on Jenny Craig I don't
> know what is.:-) Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, "Do these
> pants make my butt look fat?"
>
> Ewwww, shudder.
>
> Wendy


Reminds me of a photo I received "Do these glasses make my nose
look big?" LOL You know who you are.
Barb



Barbara J Bradley

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:44be913b_1@cnews...
>
> I'm sorry :-)) And to think we never even broadcast the footage we
> got on her two sisters:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw6pjlhYuiw
>
> Impressive!
>
> Joske
> --
> naughty


Woooooeeee, I've never seen anything quite like that! :))
Barb



Michelle

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Barbara J Bradley" <BarbBrad1@aol.com> wrote in message
news:44be9795_3@cnews...
>
>
> "Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message

news:44be913b_1@cnews...
footage we[color=darkred]
>
> Woooooeeee, I've never seen anything quite like that! :))
> Barb
>
>
>


LOL! . I think I was...um... behind... her at the store
yesterday :-X



Michelle

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Barbara J Bradley" <BarbBrad1@aol.com> wrote in message
news:44be984a_2@cnews...
>
>
> "W.Madison" <wsmadison@DONTSPAM.charter.net> wrote in message
> news:44be95e8$1_3@cnews...
don't[color=darkred]
these[color=darkred]
>
> Reminds me of a photo I received "Do these glasses make my

nose
> look big?" LOL You know who you are.
> Barb
>
>


LOL! I thought the same thing when I read this post and had
wondered if you were thinking the same. Now I know, hehehe!!



Barbara J Bradley

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm



"Spandex Rutabaga" <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in message
news:44BE9AB3.B29AC4BC@agabatur.xednaps...
>
> "W.Madison" wrote:
>
>
> It's just a simple case of junk in the trunk
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_53BOCY2dM


That one looks fake. :)
Barb



Vern Stump

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


Joske wrote:
> W.Madison wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> Jenny Craig? I'll have to look her up.
>
>
> I wouldn't want to trade, but it doesn't make me go 'ewww' either...
> Like I wrote, it's impressive :-)
>
> Joske


http://www.jennycraig.com/

Vern



Jeanne

2006-08-02, 12:07 pm


> I caught her unawares this time. My assistant tipped me she'd be
> hosting a Herbal Health party.
>
> So I brought my camera and rang the bell... to keel over backwards
> from seeing this lady, normally so stylishly dressed in spandex, in
> Walmart-lilac-stretch-pants.
>
> Of course she would later deny this was her, claiming the
> unfortunate dresser to be her Beethoven Blossom therapist.
>
> Right...
>
> As if you, my dear readers, would fall for such a fib.
>
> Joske :-)
> --
> http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/
> http://www.healthy.net/scr/mmedica.asp?MTId=8&Id=132


Caught her cold! Too funny, Joske!

Jeanne



Joske

2006-08-02, 12:08 pm


Vern Stump wrote:
> Joske wrote:
[snips]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> http://www.jennycraig.com/


My turn to type Ewwww, shudder.

Joske :-)
--
http://members.home.nl/j.a.c.backer/





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