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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
| Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but Well-Earned!)
In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This horrific example of the accidents that can occur when well-intentioned people are left alone with the ability to make something blink - sent the judges into seclusion (thus the lateness of the results!)
Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you like, but I highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing, clicking or blinking! Contact me for info to receive your prize.
Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid, be very afraid.
Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron Lacey, mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his prize-winning fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own choice. You know how to contact him, for sure!
And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without taking anything away from the depths of misery the other two winners have subjected us to, the Grand Prize winner - the winner of the best Anti-Valentine category -
Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one seemingly never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one little button. Bravo and shame on you. It was like a morphine drip - the judges couldn't stop pushing the button.
For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl or Puzzle Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily be pushed "over the edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can be viewed at http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and then just drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your note.
Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one down!
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| RonaldV 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
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On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:31:49 -0500, "Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com>
wrote:
>Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but Well-Earned!)
>
>
>In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
>
>Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This horrific
>example of the accidents that can occur when well-intentioned people
>are left alone with the ability to make something blink - sent the judges
>into seclusion (thus the lateness of the results!)
>
>Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of
>your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you
>like, but I highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing, clicking
>or blinking! Contact me for info to receive your prize.
>
>Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
>Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A
>glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid, be
>very afraid.
>Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a
>prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer,
>Ron Lacey, mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his >
>prize-winning fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own choice.
>You know how to contact him, for sure!
Well, thanks very much. Normally, I'd pass an award on, but how can I
turn down one of Ron's mounted pictures? I couldn't conceive of
anything I would have enjoyed more! I'm already picking out a
location for it to be placed on display. Yes, the Fox sounds
absolutely great!
Thanks to all those who lost their appetites, and took a peek, only to
say 'There's something wrong with that guy!'
Congrats to all of the other winners, too. Do you really know that we
can now brag all year about being the worst of the worst? (This is a
award?)
Oh well, Congrats to Lis and Joske!
Ron
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| Dangerous 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
| Congratulations winners.....Your work was so awful or should I say good you deserve the win
--
Dora
Dangerous with Attitude
I do it cause I can
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message news:44005ff8_3@cnews...
Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but Well-Earned!)
In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This horrific example of the accidents that can occur when well-intentioned people are left alone with the ability to make something blink - sent the judges into seclusion (thus the lateness of the results!)
Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you like, but I highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing, clicking or blinking! Contact me for info to receive your prize.
Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid, be very afraid.
Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron Lacey, mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his prize-winning fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own choice. You know how to contact him, for sure!
And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without taking anything away from the depths of misery the other two winners have subjected us to, the Grand Prize winner - the winner of the best Anti-Valentine category -
Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one seemingly never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one little button. Bravo and shame on you. It was like a morphine drip - the judges couldn't stop pushing the button.
For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl or Puzzle Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily be pushed "over the edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can be viewed at http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and then just drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your note.
Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one down!
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| Spandex Rutabaga 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
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> Sally Beacham wrote:
>
> Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
> Well-Earned!)
Congratulations to the winners. I'm grateful to them for confirming
that my gag reflex is still ... well, a reflex.
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| Barbara J Bradley 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
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Congratulations to all winners. I've never seen anything so
bad . . . well maybe. :)
Barb
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message
news:44005ff8_3@cnews...
Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
Well-Earned!)
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"Sally Beacham" wrote
> Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
Well-Earned!)
> In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
> Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?"
> Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
> Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly."
> And finally
> Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
> For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl
or Puzzle Pro plugins
> Joske, they can be viewed at
> http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html
> - and then just drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect
> your note.
Oh the poor man... Does he know that on principle the only pages I
ever allow myself to curl are those in the books I read in bed?
Congratulations Lis and Ron, I am truly sorry we should meet under
such shameful circumstances :-)
I'll add that I saw nothing but horrible entries, so they were all
'good' though Lis's was beyond doubt the worst to bear of all :-)
Joske
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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
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"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:4400b009$2_1@cnews...
>
>
> "Sally Beacham" wrote
>
> Well-Earned!)
>
>
>
>
> or Puzzle Pro plugins
>
> Oh the poor man... Does he know that on principle the only pages I
> ever allow myself to curl are those in the books I read in bed?
They really design wonderful plugins. The interfaces are complex (which may
not be a benefit to some, but I think you'll like them) and incredibly
full-featured. I've never even scratched the surface of all they can do -
they are both "best of class."
Alex told me they've partnered with the Xara people and Page Curl 2.0 is
going to be included with Xara Xtreme, so if that's on your shopping list,
go for Puzzle Pro.
--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
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Sally Beacham wrote:
> "Joske" wrote
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> They really design wonderful plugins. The interfaces are complex
> (which may not be a benefit to some, but I think you'll like
> them) and incredibly full-featured. I've never even scratched
> the surface of all they can do - they are both "best of class."
> Alex told me they've partnered with the Xara people and Page Curl
> 2.0 is going to be included with Xara Xtreme, so if that's on
> your shopping list, go for Puzzle Pro.
I should have put a smiley up there. Trust me, I will approach Alex
with respect, because that's what I have for anyone programming
plugins (and all else, for that matter).
Joske
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| Congrats to all of the big winners. It's nice to see how low one can go every now and then. It's fun to see the good go bad.
--
Have A Nice Day, :-)
James Hutchinson
http://www.pbase.com/myeyesview
http://www.myeyesviewstudio.com/
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message news:44005ff8_3@cnews...
Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but Well-Earned!)
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| Michelle 2006-02-25, 6:19 pm |
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Congrats to all the winners, you did an awful(ly) great job <g>.
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message
news:44005ff8_3@cnews...
Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
Well-Earned!)
In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This
horrific example of the accidents that can occur when
well-intentioned people are left alone with the ability to make
something blink - sent the judges into seclusion (thus the
lateness of the results!)
Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class
of your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for
anything you like, but I highly recommend something with no
whirring, buzzing, clicking or blinking! Contact me for info to
receive your prize.
Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary.
A glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be
afraid, be very afraid.
Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a
prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron
Lacey, mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his
prize-winning fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own
choice. You know how to contact him, for sure!
And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without
taking anything away from the depths of misery the other two
winners have subjected us to, the Grand Prize winner - the
winner of the best Anti-Valentine category -
Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one
seemingly never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one
little button. Bravo and shame on you. It was like a morphine
drip - the judges couldn't stop pushing the button.
For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl
or Puzzle Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily
be pushed "over the edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can
be viewed at http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and
then just drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your
note.
Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one
down!
--
Michelle ;-)
Michelle's Paint Shop Pro & More!
http://members.aol.com/Mish234/index.html
Original tubes, links to plugins, tutorials, fonts & more.
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| AuntySpam 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
|
Hearty congratulations to the winners. Let's hope you got it all out of your
systems for another year.
--
AuntySpam (a.k.a. Norma), C-tech Volunteer
http://www.geocities.com/brewnetty/home.html
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message news:44005ff8_3@cnews...
Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but Well-Earned!)
In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This horrific
example of the accidents that can occur when well-intentioned people are
left alone with the ability to make something blink - sent the judges into
seclusion (thus the lateness of the results!)
Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of your
choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you like, but I
highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing, clicking or blinking!
Contact me for info to receive your prize.
Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A glimpse
into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid, be very afraid.
Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a prize-winning
photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron Lacey, mounted and matted
to 8x10. I highly recommend his prize-winning fox, but I'm sure he'll let
you make your own choice. You know how to contact him, for sure!
And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without taking
anything away from the depths of misery the other two winners have subjected
us to, the Grand Prize winner - the winner of the best Anti-Valentine
category -
Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one seemingly
never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one little button. Bravo
and shame on you. It was like a morphine drip - the judges couldn't stop
pushing the button.
For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl or Puzzle
Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily be pushed "over the
edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can be viewed at
http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and then just drop
alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your note.
Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one down!
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| Joëlle 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
|
"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message news:4400b292_3@cnews...
>
>
> "Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:4400b009$2_1@cnews...
<snip>
[color=darkred]
> They really design wonderful plugins. The interfaces are complex (which
> may not be a benefit to some, but I think you'll like them) and incredibly
> full-featured. I've never even scratched the surface of all they can do -
> they are both "best of class."
>
> Alex told me they've partnered with the Xara people and Page Curl 2.0 is
> going to be included with Xara Xtreme, so if that's on your shopping list,
> go for Puzzle Pro.
>
>
> --
> Sally Beacham
> www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
> Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
> Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
>
>
>
>
>
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| Joëlle 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
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| Spandex Rutabaga 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
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AuntySpam wrote:
>
> Hearty congratulations to the winners. Let's hope you got it all out of your
> systems for another year.
St. Patrick's Day isn't far away. Maybe that guy who never knows to
come in out of the rain - Paddy O'Furniture I think he's called - will
drop by to encourage a new competition based on maximizing the number
of leprechauns in an image.
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| Barbara J Bradley 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
|
"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:4400b009$2_1@cnews...
>
>
> "Sally Beacham" wrote
>
> Well-Earned!)
>
>
>
>
> or Puzzle Pro plugins
>
> Oh the poor man... Does he know that on principle the only pages I
> ever allow myself to curl are those in the books I read in bed?
Both plugins are very good, Joske. Check them out online before
you decide.
Barb
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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-25, 10:16 pm |
|
"Spandex Rutabaga" <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in message
news:4400F2ED.BAE76B44@agabatur.xednaps...
>
> AuntySpam wrote:
>
> St. Patrick's Day isn't far away. Maybe that guy who never knows to
> come in out of the rain - Paddy O'Furniture I think he's called - will
> drop by to encourage a new competition based on maximizing the number
> of leprechauns in an image.
>
You know what we eat around these here parts for St. Patrick's Day, dontcha?
Yep, Boiled Dinner. And you know what's in Boiled Dinner, dontcha, besides
brisket, potatoes, carrots and cabbage?
Yep...
--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
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| Spandex Rutabaga 2006-02-26, 3:15 am |
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Sally Beacham wrote:
> You know what we eat around these here parts for St. Patrick's Day, dontcha?
> Yep, Boiled Dinner. And you know what's in Boiled Dinner, dontcha, besides
> brisket, potatoes, carrots and cabbage?
A camera strap?
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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-26, 3:15 am |
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"Spandex Rutabaga" <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in message
news:440140A7.18FAC77C@agabatur.xednaps...
>
> Sally Beacham wrote:
>
>
> A camera strap?
>
Is that what that was? I mistook it for a domesticated rutabaga leash.
Well, you probably only wear imported...
--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
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| Nightingail 2006-02-26, 6:14 am |
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Sally Beacham wrote:
> Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
> Well-Earned!)
The Torch of Tastelessness has been successfully transferred to the newest
recipients! Congratulations, Joske, Ron, and Lis :-))
Gail
--
Nightingail's Gallery
www.nightingail.com
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| Barbara J Bradley 2006-02-26, 6:19 pm |
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"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:440154f6_3@cnews...
>
> Did we thank the jury? I'm sure I forgot, I was too busy with
> smelling salt and trying to prop up my sagging jaw (from
> astonishment... what else did you think).
>
> Joske :-)
> http://members.home.nl/j.backer/cba...oring-baby.html
You are surprising . . . in a good way! LOL
Barb
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Sally Beacham wrote:
: Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
: Well-Earned!)
:
:
: In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
:
: Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This
: horrific example of the accidents that can occur when
: well-intentioned people are left alone with the ability to make
: something blink - sent the judges into seclusion (thus the lateness
: of the results!)
:
: Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of
: your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you
: like, but I highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing,
: clicking or blinking! Contact me for info to receive your prize.
:
: Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
: Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A
: glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid,
: be very afraid.
:
: Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a
: prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron Lacey,
: mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his prize-winning
: fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own choice. You know how
: to contact him, for sure!
:
: And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without taking
: anything away from the depths of misery the other two winners have
: subjected us to, the Grand Prize winner - the winner of the best
: Anti-Valentine category -
:
: Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
:
: All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one seemingly
: never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one little button.
: Bravo and shame on you. It was like a morphine drip - the judges
: couldn't stop pushing the button.
:
: For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl or
: Puzzle Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily be
: pushed "over the edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can be
: viewed at http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and then just
: drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your note.
:
: Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one
: down!
Well I am absolutely flabber-gasted ..... I knew that my send was pretty bad
...... and that was the best I
was capable of and besides all the others entries showed real talent and I
didn't fall into THAT Trap!
Ron and Joske blantantly showed that they are both talented as did all the
entries (enjoyed looking at all of
themI)
Must admit that I giggled my way through this thread.
Thanks for taking notice that I do need serious help! I didn't realize that
there are so many classes being offered at
www.lvsonline.com. Wow feel like a kid in a candy store ...... what to
chose ....what to chose?? What's the whizziest one?
Just kidding ... don't panic......
Since I am another born and bred Maine girl (but really long gone).... just
knew that you would have a special affinity for my gagger. Still do have
two cousins there one in Portland and the other in E. Waterboro
Again thanks for realizing that I need serious help!
Linda
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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-26, 6:19 pm |
|
"Spandex Rutabaga" <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in message
news:4401E933.913B01A1@agabatur.xednaps...
>
> Joske wrote:
>
>
> Oh dear, oh dear.
>
Why do I see Angelina Jolie's entire pack of progeny represented there?
--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
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| Sally Beacham 2006-02-26, 6:19 pm |
|
"Lis" <dragonbreath@castle.com> wrote in message news:4401eb01_2@cnews...
>
> Sally Beacham wrote:
> : Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners (Late but
> : Well-Earned!)
> :
> :
> : In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
> :
> : Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?" This
> : horrific example of the accidents that can occur when
> : well-intentioned people are left alone with the ability to make
> : something blink - sent the judges into seclusion (thus the lateness
> : of the results!)
> :
> : Lis, you are hereby sentenced to , I mean awarded, one free class of
> : your choice at www.lvsonline.com. You can sign up for anything you
> : like, but I highly recommend something with no whirring, buzzing,
> : clicking or blinking! Contact me for info to receive your prize.
> :
> : Next, in the Best Technically Well-Executed Category - our own
> : Jaggiemeister, Ron Vick - for "Let It Fly." Scary, truly scary. A
> : glimpse into the brain of a normally mild-mannered man - be afraid,
> : be very afraid.
> :
> : Ron - despite your crimes against Hallmark, you will receive a
> : prize-winning photo from world-famous boreal photographer, Ron Lacey,
> : mounted and matted to 8x10. I highly recommend his prize-winning
> : fox, but I'm sure he'll let you make your own choice. You know how
> : to contact him, for sure!
> :
> : And finally, last but by no means least, and in fact, without taking
> : anything away from the depths of misery the other two winners have
> : subjected us to, the Grand Prize winner - the winner of the best
> : Anti-Valentine category -
> :
> : Joske for her Valentine Script Abuse!
> :
> : All the worst things about Valentine's Day, rolled into one seemingly
> : never-ending nightmare, executed with the push of one little button.
> : Bravo and shame on you. It was like a morphine drip - the judges
> : couldn't stop pushing the button.
> :
> : For her prize, Joske will receive her choice of AV Bros Page Curl or
> : Puzzle Pro plugins (fitting design options that can so easily be
> : pushed "over the edge" for future Massacres!) Joske, they can be
> : viewed at http://www.avbros.com/english/products.html - and then just
> : drop alex@avbros.com a line, he knows to expect your note.
> :
> : Congratulations to all the winners, and good luck living this one
> : down!
>
> Well I am absolutely flabber-gasted ..... I knew that my send was pretty
> bad
> ..... and that was the best I
> was capable of and besides all the others entries showed real talent and
> I
> didn't fall into THAT Trap!
> Ron and Joske blantantly showed that they are both talented as did all the
> entries (enjoyed looking at all of
> themI)
>
> Must admit that I giggled my way through this thread.
>
> Thanks for taking notice that I do need serious help! I didn't realize
> that
> there are so many classes being offered at
> www.lvsonline.com. Wow feel like a kid in a candy store ...... what to
> chose ....what to chose?? What's the whizziest one?
> Just kidding ... don't panic......
>
> Since I am another born and bred Maine girl (but really long gone)....
> just
> knew that you would have a special affinity for my gagger. Still do have
> two cousins there one in Portland and the other in E. Waterboro
>
> Again thanks for realizing that I need serious help!
>
> Linda
You have a cousin in E.Waterboro????? I'M in East Waterboro! I'm not your
cousin, am I?
Where where were does she/he live? Other than the Lake Arrowhead
development, we just ain't that huge here....
--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
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Lis wrote:
> Sally Beacham wrote:
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> Well I am absolutely flabber-gasted ..... I knew that my send was
> pretty bad .....
There was no doubt in my mind that you would win with... t h a t.
> Thanks for taking notice that I do need serious help!
> I didn't realize that there are so many classes being offered
If they have ANY twelve step self-help programs, take one.
Joske :-))
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Spandex Rutabaga wrote:
> Joske wrote:
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> Oh dear, oh dear.
It's no use talking to me like that.
I can offer a stray cat though if you insist.
Joske ;-)
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Sally Beacham wrote:
:
: You have a cousin in E.Waterboro????? I'M in East Waterboro! I'm not
: your cousin, am I?
:
: Where where were does she/he live? Other than the Lake Arrowhead
: development, we just ain't that huge here....
Yup thought I recalled you were E. Waterboro
hmmmmm..... a long lost cousin .............. that sounds interesting ......
but I think that you are tooooo tall.
............................. she and her husband .........
really right now can't tell you exactly where .... have a couple of photos
........ but her physical address is a
HRC box number the zip code is: 04030
But I'll send her an e-mail and ask her what their location is.......
Hi 'ya cuz Sally ....... can I make fun of the way you talk too? (even
though you are too tall ... you can be a cuz by proximinty.... .... My Maine
rootings were Irish and Finnish ...... what are yours?)
Gosh I really loved to do that! We moved when I was little and my Dad lost
(or at least I remember it that way) his Maine accent ..... but he never
lost his love of Maine and the food. And when he died .... much, much too
young (58) I had him buried in Maine.
And although I have been so far away for so many years (just made a few
visits ) have still felt attached to it.
Gosh .... this is fun!
Linda
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Joske wrote:
: Lis wrote:
: > Sally Beacham wrote:
:
: >> Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners
: >> (Late but Well-Earned!)
:
: >> In the Best Simulation of the Nouveau Artiste style -
: >> Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?"
:
: > Well I am absolutely flabber-gasted ..... I knew that my send was
: > pretty bad .....
:
: There was no doubt in my mind that you would win with... t h a t.
:
: > Thanks for taking notice that I do need serious help!
: > I didn't realize that there are so many classes being offered
:
: If they have ANY twelve step self-help programs, take one.
:
: Joske :-))
Goodness gracious Joske ...... ya won a prize yourself ..... !!!
12 steps ...... I'll have to take another look and see if one if offered
....... Hic-up
At least I do realize that I need a lotta help! (and hey I have a lot of
your tips saved too).
Linda
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Excuse top posting .... am too excited to scroll down ...... love the photo
........
will have to get one of my dad (without the exciting backdrop) and scan and
send it out too
and will try to check with cousin exactly where she is located too.....
So much to do and so little time..............
Linda
And Hey if I were to be really truthful............................ I like
top-posting ..... if one is following a thread it makes more
sense ...... if you lost the thread ..... read below ...
but then again as I have written I am ignorant of many things and now
besides ............. I need to write to my cuz in E. Waterboro!!!
Linda
Sally Beacham wrote:
: "Lis" <dragonbreath@castle.com> wrote in message
: news:44021110$1_3@cnews...
: >
: > Sally Beacham wrote:
: > :
: > : You have a cousin in E.Waterboro????? I'M in East Waterboro! I'm
: > : not your cousin, am I?
: > :
: > : Where where were does she/he live? Other than the Lake Arrowhead
: > : development, we just ain't that huge here....
: >
: > Yup thought I recalled you were E. Waterboro
: > hmmmmm..... a long lost cousin .............. that sounds
: > interesting ......
: > but I think that you are tooooo tall.
:
: yep, almost 6 feet. I come from Northern Maine, the Land of Very
: Tall Very White People. Sad but true.
:
: >
: > ............................ she and her husband .........
: > really right now can't tell you exactly where .... have a couple of
: > photos ....... but her physical address is a
: > HRC box number the zip code is: 04030
:
: I think she probably doesn't have the HCR (Highway Contract Route)
: number any more because a few years ago, all of our addresses changed
: - we now have physical street addresses. They put in the 911
: emergency phone system and we all had to move. (On paper, of course.)
:
:
: For some odd reason, they changed my street name at the same time.
: We used to be Beaver Run, now we are Pheasant Run. Well, I must
: admit, the old street sign got stolen at least a couple times a year.
: Go figure. (There's a few hundred high school boys with a street
: sign over their beds, I'll betcha.)
:
: >
: > But I'll send her an e-mail and ask her what their location
: > is.......
: >
: > Hi 'ya cuz Sally ....... can I make fun of the way you talk too?
:
: I don't talk like I'm from Maine, ask Ron and Lori. (And Sonja,
: Angela, and Jackie... et al.) I'm edumacated and the nasal drone
: only creeps in when I'm really tired or excited. My sister, though -
: hooooooooooooo boy hillbilly.
:
: >(even
: > though you are too tall ... you can be a cuz by proximinty.... ....
: > My Maine
: > rootings were Irish and Finnish ...... what are yours?)
:
: English, French, German, Irish, Welsh, and a tad of native American
: snuck in there somewhere along the line, too.
:
: > Gosh I really loved to do that! We moved when I was little and my
: > Dad lost
: > (or at least I remember it that way) his Maine accent ..... but he
: > never lost his love of Maine and the food. And when he died ....
: > much, much too young (58) I had him buried in Maine.
:
: My dad was from Pennsylvania, and I got my cosmopolitan airs from him.
:
: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggghttttttttttttttttt...
: ;-))))) Actually, I got my height, my monkey toes and my ability to
: pour a nice head on a glass of beer from him.
:
: Vive la boilermaker.
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Lis wrote:
> Joske wrote:
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> Goodness gracious Joske ...... ya won a prize yourself ..... !!!
I know, I'm ever so proud of myself. I hope to contact the maker
tonight. It'll be something nice to download, I still haven't dared
to download the latest X patch :-)
> 12 steps ...... I'll have to take another look and see if one if
> offered ...... Hic-up
> At least I do realize that I need a lotta help! (and hey I have a
> lot of your tips saved too).
Not possible, I don't do the twelve-step helping stuff... You have
to understand WHY you cannot ever do such a horrible animation
again, then WHY you felt compelled to do it in the first place. Once
you get to the bottom of that, it'll probably be a matter of hitting
a baseball bat on a pillow for a while so you get rid of the awful
thing in your childhood that made you stoop this low... and then for
a week or so you'll scream for Animation Shop because you want to do
more horrible stuff... but you won't have access to it. I expect
that the crying (mourning phase I of XVI) will start right after,
and the following food binge will be disgusting but short, but
then... you'll feel reborn. No more ugly stuff, but butterflies and
bunnies instead*.
There.
Joske :-))
*Just DON'T post them here
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Joske wrote:
: Lis wrote:
: > Joske wrote:
: >> Lis wrote:
: >>> Sally Beacham wrote:
:
: >>>> Announcing the 2006 Valentine's Massacre winners
:
: >>>> Lis's absolutely horrendous animation "Wil U B Myne?"
:
: >>> Thanks for taking notice that I do need serious help!
: >>> I didn't realize that there are so many classes being offered
:
: >> If they have ANY twelve step self-help programs, take one.
:
: > Goodness gracious Joske ...... ya won a prize yourself ..... !!!
:
: I know, I'm ever so proud of myself. I hope to contact the maker
: tonight. It'll be something nice to download, I still haven't dared
: to download the latest X patch :-)
Well I did download the patch .... but haven't tried much ...... most of the
comments about it seem to be pretty positive...... So am keeping my fingers
crossed (which is probably why I have so much trouble doing things). ;)
:
: > 12 steps ...... I'll have to take another look and see if one if
: > offered ...... Hic-up
:
: > At least I do realize that I need a lotta help! (and hey I have a
: > lot of your tips saved too).
:
: Not possible, I don't do the twelve-step helping stuff... You have
: to understand WHY you cannot ever do such a horrible animation
: again, then WHY you felt compelled to do it in the first place. Once
: you get to the bottom of that, it'll probably be a matter of hitting
: a baseball bat on a pillow for a while so you get rid of the awful
: thing in your childhood that made you stoop this low... and then for
: a week or so you'll scream for Animation Shop because you want to do
: more horrible stuff... but you won't have access to it. I expect
: that the crying (mourning phase I of XVI) will start right after,
: and the following food binge will be disgusting but short, but
: then... you'll feel reborn. No more ugly stuff, but butterflies and
: bunnies instead*.
:
: There.
:
: Joske :-))
:
: *Just DON'T post them here
Joske ----- I know I'll just post the teddy-bears! Truthfully as you can
tell
I have not any real experience with Animation Shop either ..... You and
Joelle for example are really clever with it!
I will promise to stay away from it for a while - at least until I get rid
of the image of my "massacre" flashing out of my head.
Linda
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Sally Beacham wrote:
: "Lis" <dragonbreath@castle.com> wrote in message
: news:44021110$1_3@cnews...
: >
: > Sally Beacham wrote:
: > :
: > : You have a cousin in E.Waterboro????? I'M in East Waterboro! I'm
: > : not your cousin, am I?
: > :
: > : Where where were does she/he live? Other than the Lake Arrowhead
: > : development, we just ain't that huge here....
: >
: > Yup thought I recalled you were E. Waterboro
: > hmmmmm..... a long lost cousin .............. that sounds
: > interesting ......
: > but I think that you are tooooo tall.
:
: yep, almost 6 feet. I come from Northern Maine, the Land of Very
: Tall Very White People. Sad but true.
:
Well so that's why I am vertically challenged (5'2") ... the N. Mainers got
it all.
: >
: > ............................ she and her husband .........
: > really right now can't tell you exactly where .... have a couple of
: > photos ....... but her physical address is a
: > HRC box number the zip code is: 04030
:
: I think she probably doesn't have the HCR (Highway Contract Route)
: number any more because a few years ago, all of our addresses changed
: - we now have physical street addresses. They put in the 911
: emergency phone system and we all had to move. (On paper, of course.)
:
:
: For some odd reason, they changed my street name at the same time.
: We used to be Beaver Run, now we are Pheasant Run. Well, I must
: admit, the old street sign got stolen at least a couple times a year.
: Go figure. (There's a few hundred high school boys with a street
: sign over their beds, I'll betcha.)
:
Cuz was speedy replying ..... yup .... got rid of the HCR number (you can
tell it has been a loooong time since I tried to contact her with
snail-mail) She says she lives on Old Alfred ........ .... ooops add Rd. to
the end of that - not far from Friendship Park...... Certainly not as
appealing as your Beaver Run ..... bet you are right that must have been a
highly prized item by guys!!
: >
: > But I'll send her an e-mail and ask her what their location
: > is.......
: >
: > Hi 'ya cuz Sally ....... can I make fun of the way you talk too?
:
: I don't talk like I'm from Maine, ask Ron and Lori. (And Sonja,
: Angela, and Jackie... et al.) I'm edumacated and the nasal drone
: only creeps in when I'm really tired or excited. My sister, though -
: hooooooooooooo boy hillbilly.
Hmm don't talk like a Mainer? Don't you get ostracized by the rest of the
locals? Gosh I can remember visiting as a kid and being so amused by the
accent..... I grew up in Michigan ... and of course the Mid West has No
accent. And of course we were able to travel so easily to another country
(Canada was just a tunnel or Bridge away)
:
: >(even
: > though you are too tall ... you can be a cuz by proximinty.... ....
: > My Maine
: > rootings were Irish and Finnish ...... what are yours?)
:
: English, French, German, Irish, Welsh, and a tad of native American
: snuck in there somewhere along the line, too.
Your mix is certainly more interesting!
:
: > Gosh I really loved to do that! We moved when I was little and my
: > Dad lost
: > (or at least I remember it that way) his Maine accent ..... but he
: > never lost his love of Maine and the food. And when he died ....
: > much, much too young (58) I had him buried in Maine.
:
: My dad was from Pennsylvania, and I got my cosmopolitan airs from him.
:
: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggghttttttttttttttttt...
: ;-))))) Actually, I got my height, my monkey toes and my ability to
: pour a nice head on a glass of beer from him.
:
: Vive la boilermaker.
Well didn't get my height from my dad or his sports abilities either (he
used to run cross country and skied on barrel boards etc. and tried to play
foot ball in HS at 118lbs (5'10 1/2") broke his shoulder and it came out
thru the skin .... he had a great scar! Guess my dad was less refined he
used to like his beer straight from the bottle.
Linda
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