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Joske

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


bjeanneb wrote:

> I started with Joske's Checker Blinds idea which I then
> proceeded to destroy completely with layers and layers
> of tasteless graphics maneuvering.


What did I do?????

Joske


> I doubt if I ever got to the proper level of anti
> tho. I just couldn't do the beheading thing and I used all my
> spare blood in my first entry.






bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


> What did I do?????
>
> Joske


Your dastardly deeds shall outlive you.

Jeanne



AuntySpam

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


Your image does border on gross Jeanne. Sorry you didn't push it over the
edge though.

--

AuntySpam (a.k.a. Norma), C-tech Volunteer
http://www.geocities.com/brewnetty/home.html

"bjeanneb" <bjeanneb@satx.rr.com> wrote in message news:43e8ea66_1@cnews...
>
> This is the best -- er -- worst I could do. I started with Joske's
> Checker Blinds idea which I then proceeded to destroy completely with
> layers and layers of tasteless graphics maneuvering. I doubt if I ever
> got to the proper level of anti tho. I just couldn't do the beheading
> thing and I used all my spare blood in my first entry.
>
> --
> Jeanne
>
> Don't Sweat the Small Stuff.
> p.s. it's all small stuff.
> ---Michael R. Mantell, Ph.D.
>
>
>
>




Joske

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


bjeanneb wrote:
> Joske wrote


[color=darkred]
> Your dastardly deeds shall outlive you.


I swear, again, that it was not me who replaced the sugar with salt.

The most likely suspect is the vegetable who has a known dislike of
sugar beets.

Joske





RonaldV

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


On Tue, 7 Feb 2006 13:19:05 -0600, "bjeanneb" <bjeanneb@satx.rr.com>
wrote:

>

All right! That certainly got into the swing of things! Awful,
simply awful! Colors that clash, skewed fonts, etc.

And you didn't think you could get that bad?

Good job.


RonV
Tangling with the Python

bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


> Your image does border on gross Jeanne. Sorry you didn't push it over the
> edge though.
>
> AuntySpam (a.k.a. Norma), C-tech Volunteer


Thanks, Norma. I just couldn't stand to look at it any longer.

Jeanne



bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


> All right! That certainly got into the swing of things! Awful,
> simply awful! Colors that clash, skewed fonts, etc.
>
> And you didn't think you could get that bad?
>
> Good job.
>
>
> RonV
> Tangling with the Python


Thanks, Ron. I had to suspend all of my sensibilities for several hours to
go that far. Any further additions might have been fatal. Or at least
abdominally distressing.

Jeanne



bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


>
[color=darkred]
> bjeanneb wrote:
>
>



> I swear, again, that it was not me who replaced the sugar with salt.
>
> The most likely suspect is the vegetable who has a known dislike of
> sugar beets.
>
> Joske


I don't know where you're going and I'm afraid to follow you to find out.

Jeanne



Carrie Osmo

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


Tops the list for eye pain!!
That has got to be good.. or bad whatever :o))
complete destruction wrought with harmless tool.
Mayhem, carnage, confusion - your work here is done
ROFL
carrie
"bjeanneb" <bjeanneb@satx.rr.com> wrote in message news:43e8ea66_1@cnews...
>
> This is the best -- er -- worst I could do. I started with Joske's Checker Blinds idea which I then proceeded to destroy
> completely with layers and layers of tasteless graphics maneuvering. I doubt if I ever got to the proper level of anti tho. I
> just couldn't do the beheading thing and I used all my spare blood in my first entry.
>
> --
> Jeanne
>
> Don't Sweat the Small Stuff.
> p.s. it's all small stuff.
> ---Michael R. Mantell, Ph.D.
>
>
>
>




Spandex Rutabaga

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


bjeanneb wrote:

> I started with Joske's Checker Blinds...


I can't face the details. The curlicues on the page curls are an
inspired bit of barfola.

Joske

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


bjeanneb wrote:
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> I don't know where you're going and I'm afraid to follow you to
> find out.


Don't worry, I'm afraid I've lost it too... I mean, I've lost you
there :-) It's your image, I should never have peeked. This is why
the Valentine Massacre should be on a hidden server with a secret
password and a huge ban for me...

..... I think I am going to put in a request for just such a place
with the admin.

Joske :-))





bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


> Don't worry, I'm afraid I've lost it too... I mean, I've lost you
> there :-) It's your image, I should never have peeked. This is why
> the Valentine Massacre should be on a hidden server with a secret
> password and a huge ban for me...
>
> .... I think I am going to put in a request for just such a place
> with the admin.
>
> Joske :-))


You know we couldn't carry on without you, Joske. As for requests, you're
kidding aren't you? This is the C o r e l server.

Jeanne



bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am


> Tops the list for eye pain!!
> That has got to be good.. or bad whatever :o))
> complete destruction wrought with harmless tool.
> Mayhem, carnage, confusion - your work here is done
> ROFL
> carrie


Oh, thank goodness. I gave all I had to give. Thanks, carrie.

Jeanne



bjeanneb

2006-02-08, 12:24 am



"Spandex Rutabaga" <SpRu@agabatur.xednaps> wrote in message
news:43E92AE4.769234B0@agabatur.xednaps...
>
> bjeanneb wrote:
>
>
> I can't face the details. The curlicues on the page curls are an
> inspired bit of barfola.
>


And Aunty Spam wanted me to go on over the edge. I think that would have
been hazardous to the health of the group, if not graphic arts in general.
Thank you, I suppose.

Jeanne



Sally Beacham

2006-02-08, 12:24 am



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:43e92e39_2@cnews...
>
> bjeanneb wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Don't worry, I'm afraid I've lost it too... I mean, I've lost you
> there :-) It's your image, I should never have peeked. This is why
> the Valentine Massacre should be on a hidden server with a secret
> password and a huge ban for me...
>
> .... I think I am going to put in a request for just such a place
> with the admin.
>


HAahhahaha you can try.... but the Massacre is an insidious creeping evil.
You can't outrun, outwit or outlast it. You can only survive.


--
Sally Beacham
www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)




Joske

2006-02-12, 7:24 pm


bjeanneb wrote:
> Joske wrote


[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> You know we couldn't carry on without you, Joske. As for
> requests, you're kidding aren't you? This is the C o r e l
> server.


Yeah, I'll make them listen. They wouldn't want a customer's brain
splattering all over their groups because it couldn't process the
massacre information anymore.

Joske :-)





Joske

2006-02-12, 7:24 pm


Sally Beacham wrote:
> "Joske" wrote
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> HAahhahaha you can try.... but the Massacre is an insidious
> creeping evil. You can't outrun, outwit or outlast it. You can
> only survive.


The ban would be for me only, and anyone else mentally affected by
its vibes. My self control is too weak to stay away from this group
until the ordeal is over. I need protection from myself.

Joske :-)




bjeanneb

2006-02-12, 7:24 pm



"Sally Beacham" <catintheh@t.com> wrote in message
news:43e961d2$1_1@cnews...
>
>
> "Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:43e92e39_2@cnews...
>
> HAahhahaha you can try.... but the Massacre is an insidious creeping evil.
> You can't outrun, outwit or outlast it. You can only survive.
>
>
> --
> Sally Beacham
> www.dizteq.com / www.lvsonline.com
> Paint Shop Pro 8 Zero to Hero
> Digital Scrapbooking (Course Technology)
>


Or not.

Jeanne



bjeanneb

2006-02-12, 7:24 pm



"Joske" <j.backer@home.nl> wrote in message news:43ea0495$1_2@cnews...
>
> bjeanneb wrote:
>
>
>
>
> Yeah, I'll make them listen. They wouldn't want a customer's brain
> splattering all over their groups because it couldn't process the
> massacre information anymore.
>
> Joske :-)


The corporate brain does not recognize customer's pleadings or users'
incovenience.

Jeanne



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