Computer Graphics with Photoshop - Somebody Thinks They're The Gawd Damn Keeristmas Riddler

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Somebody Thinks They're The Gawd Damn Keeristmas Riddler

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-17, 3:14 am

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).

So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
it upon my idle doorstep.

At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you
can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh,
I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

2005-12-17, 3:14 am

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
> So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
> a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
> love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
> couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
>
> So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
> like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
> it upon my idle doorstep.

If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.
What's the address anyway?

>
> At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
> see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
> scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
> thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
> whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
> was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you
> can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh,
> I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Steve Leyland

2005-12-17, 3:14 am

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com "Real
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
: message news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
:: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon
:: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my
:: true love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing
:: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas
:: tree).
::
:: So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
:: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
:: it upon my idle doorstep.
:
: If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am
: clueless.

no kidding?

: What's the address anyway?
:
::
:: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
:: see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
:: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
:: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
:: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
:: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out
:: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it
:: out). Heh, I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
::
:: --
::
:: Onideus Mad Hatter
:: mhm ¹ x ¹
:: http://www.backwater-productions.net
:: http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
::
::
:: Hatter Quotes
:: -------------
:: "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
::
:: "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
::
:: "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
:: stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further
:: my art?"
::
:: "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
:: that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
:: of its relevancy."
::
:: "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
:: creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
::
:: "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
::
:: "People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
:: they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
:: givin em out for free."
::
:: "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
:: So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
:: to their merry little mess."
::
:: "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
:: horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
:: their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
:: sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
:: images burned into their tiny little minds'."
::
:: "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
:: properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
::
:: "Those who record history are those who control history."
::
:: "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
:: gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy

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Meow

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

2005-12-17, 3:14 am

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:do0eha$i26$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
> deliver any clue to the following address: yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com "Real
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger"
> This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
> : "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> : message news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
> :: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon
> :: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my
> :: true love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing
> :: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas
> :: tree).
> ::
> :: So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
> :: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
> :: it upon my idle doorstep.
> :
> : If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am
> : clueless.
>
> no kidding?

That's funny. merry krreexmax, Mr. Lowland.

>
> : What's the address anyway?
> :
> ::
> :: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
> :: see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
> :: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
> :: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
> :: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
> :: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out
> :: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it
> :: out). Heh, I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
> ::
> :: --
> ::
> :: Onideus Mad Hatter
> :: mhm ¹ x ¹
> :: http://www.backwater-productions.net
> :: http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> ::
> ::
> :: Hatter Quotes
> :: -------------
> :: "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> ::
> :: "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> ::
> :: "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
> :: stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further
> :: my art?"
> ::
> :: "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> :: that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> :: of its relevancy."
> ::
> :: "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> :: creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> ::
> :: "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> ::
> :: "People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
> :: they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> :: givin em out for free."
> ::
> :: "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> :: So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> :: to their merry little mess."
> ::
> :: "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> :: horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> :: their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> :: sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> :: images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> ::
> :: "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> :: properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> ::
> :: "Those who record history are those who control history."
> ::
> :: "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> :: gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
> --
> Steve Leyland
> mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
> flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
> em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
> Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
>
> =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
>
> Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
> ======================================================================
> "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
> lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
> the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
> ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
> is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
>
> JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "Warning to all:
> Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
> muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
> UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
>
> Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
> ======================================================================
> "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
> post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
> Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
> dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
> obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
> flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
> physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
> masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
> POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
> for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
> slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
>
> Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
> ======================================================================
> "I went to the Garden of Love,
> And saw what I never had seen;
> A Chapel was built in the midst,
> Where I used to play on the green.
>
> And the gates of this Chapel were shut
> And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
> So I turned to the Garden of Love
> That so many sweet flowers bore.
>
> And I saw it was filled with graves,
> And tombstones where flowers should be;
> And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
> And binding with briars my joys and desires."
>
> William Blake.
> ======================================================================
> "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
> people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
> deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
> Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
>
> Native American prophecy
>
>
> |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
> /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
> |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
> '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
> _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
> (,_..----''' (,..--''
>
> Meow
>
>

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-17, 6:14 am

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote:

[color=darkred]
>If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.

That's the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn't go
through the mail at all...probably someone local...but then it's hard
to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate
to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most
people).

>What's the address anyway?

Mine? I have several, but currently I'm staying down in Oregon so I
can become a resident so's I can go to SOU and get a BA in graphic
design (and then mayhaps a masters)...I don't much like it here
though...LOTS of meth addicts...its like the freakin meth capital of
the planet around here. Most of them in the smaller areas, like here
in GP, are also terribly backwards, like they just discovered optical
mice and 1st generation mp3 players last week. Of course that's
pretty good for me cause I can buy such technology for real cheap
online and then sell it to the locals at twice the price and they
think they're gettin a great deal.

Here's my GP apartment:
313 SE J Street; Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526

I don't have the Hatter hotline novelty anymore (mostly cause it only
works in Walla squared and I'm not up there at the moment), but you
can always reach me by my cell number...uh...hrmmm...what is my cell
number? o_O

Eh, run a search in Google if you want it, I know I've posted it
before.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

2005-12-17, 6:14 pm

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:17:32 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
>a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
>love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
>couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
>
>So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
>like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
>it upon my idle doorstep.

YO DOC!!!!!!!!

Ya fukked up again!!!!!!

You was supposed to put that bag of melties on Mara's doorstep!!!!!!

Hatter was supposed to get the one with the turd in it that you was
supposed to light on fire......

Mutha fukk!!!!

Ask you to do a couple of simple things for me !!!!!!!

Hell,
Well we still go nine more days of Christmas.....

Didja get them squirrels I sent ya?
:-)
--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41 Vote Democratic and stay stuck on stupid
Stalking Filth #69.5
>--|
<:((>>>><
>--|
--

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

2005-12-17, 6:14 pm

On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:51:37 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>That's the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn't go
>through the mail at all...probably someone local...but then it's hard
>to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate
>to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most
>people).
>

One of my contractors who installs my systems and does my cabling for
me, left a half gallon of Crown Royal on my doorstep yesterday with a
real cool tilty poury thingy that it sits in.

He's a damn nice guy if you ask me....

Hell,
He was a damn nice guy even without the Crown Royal but he just
raised the value of his stock in my book.
:-)
--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41 Vote Democratic and stay stuck on stupid
Stalking Filth #69.5
>--|
<:((>>>><
>--|
--

Jim Polaski

2005-12-17, 10:17 pm

In article <ns%of.27$gF.1260@news.uswest.net>,
"Shoe up skytard's XXX" <Bigoot@Supernatural.com> wrote:
[color=darkred]
> You are one miserable son a a XXXXX aintcha?
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...

You're giving him far, far too much credit.

--
Regards,
JP
"The measure of a man is what he will do while
expecting that he will get nothing in return!"

Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger

2005-12-18, 3:16 am

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:3oq7q150tq2f7gcijlv7aqhb64m38krjtd@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> That's the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn't go
> through the mail at all...probably someone local...but then it's hard
> to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate
> to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most
> people).

That's crazy. We need to have a stalker award for obsessed kooks.
..
>
>
> Mine? I have several, but currently I'm staying down in Oregon so I

I wasn't serious about your address. You should never post your resident
address on USENET or internet. Kooks don't have the guts to kill anyone. But
they will harass if they know where you live..

> can become a resident so's I can go to SOU and get a BA in graphic
> design (and then mayhaps a masters)...I don't much like it here
> though...LOTS of meth addicts...its like the freakin meth capital of
> the planet around here. Most of them in the smaller areas, like here
> in GP, are also terribly backwards, like they just discovered optical
> mice and 1st generation mp3 players last week. Of course that's
> pretty good for me cause I can buy such technology for real cheap
> online and then sell it to the locals at twice the price and they
> think they're gettin a great deal.
>
> Here's my GP apartment:
> 313 SE J Street; Apt A
> Grants Pass, OR 97526
>
> I don't have the Hatter hotline novelty anymore (mostly cause it only
> works in Walla squared and I'm not up there at the moment), but you
> can always reach me by my cell number...uh...hrmmm...what is my cell
> number? o_O
>
> Eh, run a search in Google if you want it, I know I've posted it
> before.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty XXXXing high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )