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Re: I WANT IT!

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-04, 6:14 pm

On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:03:57 +0100, Sandman <mr@sandman.net> wrote:

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>You seem to be proud of making a not-so-very-good copy of a not-so-good-looking
>UI to make it even less attractive. Why is that?

"Not-so-very-good" eh? Oh, so I guess YOU can do better, huh? Okay,
let's see yours! `, )

Uh oh, looks like you were talkin shit and you just tripped and fell
in it, huh?

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>*anyone* can do that.

ANYONE can do it...er uh...just not you apparently...or anyone else
for that matter.

....DUM, DUM, DUM...wanna argue with Wiki some more? I think it likes
XXXXX slapping you! ^_^

>You're at best a ignorant amateur and at worst just
>ignorant. You think you're accomplishing something and want people to be
>impressed that you can take a piss without wetting your pants.

Projecting again? Let's see some examples of YOUR work...oh, you
don't have any...oh well you have this:
http://www.sandman.net/

<meta name="generator" content="Atlas Content Management System 3.1">

ROTFLMAO... `, D

Boy the sad just never stops with you, does it?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Sandman

2005-12-04, 6:16 pm

In article <o6k5p1d8clh3tevng1poa85tmvae1uij6o@4ax.com>,
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>
>
> "Not-so-very-good" eh? Oh, so I guess YOU can do better, huh?

Please - a handicapped monkey can do everything better than you.

>
>
> ANYONE can do it...er uh...just not you apparently...or anyone else
> for that matter.

Keep telling yourself that.

> ...DUM, DUM, DUM...wanna argue with Wiki some more? I think it likes
> XXXXX slapping you! ^_^

You're roadkill in that thread, Einstein.

>
> Projecting again? Let's see some examples of YOUR work...oh, you
> don't have any...oh well you have this:
> http://www.sandman.net/
>
> <meta name="generator" content="Atlas Content Management System 3.1">
>
> ROTFLMAO... `, D
>
> Boy the sad just never stops with you, does it?

I am the author of the Atlas Content Management System, Einstein.

Damn, it must be hurting badly to be as humiliated as you've been here. And
it's so damn easy to humiliate you as well. No sport at all.

--
Sandman[.net]

"As far as my decision to use the PC goes, that
went according to my pocketbook"
- Edwin, too poor to afford a Mac.

max

2005-12-04, 6:18 pm

In article <o6k5p1d8clh3tevng1poa85tmvae1uij6o@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> Projecting again? Let's see some examples of YOUR work...oh, you
> don't have any...oh well you have this:
> http://www.sandman.net/

Hey Sandman - I love your illustrations! ( :

Poser Boi, people design their sites to reflect their culture and
current trends in their region . . . DUH! He's European, DipShit.
Don't ya get it?

Shesh . . . so many retarded posts in such a short time. *tsk, tsk*
Hatter's losing his touch. Maybe from sniffing chalk dust all day?
Maybe from breathing in those mimeograph fumes?

Sandman

2005-12-04, 6:21 pm

In article <041220051312473599%max1213@yahoo.com>, max <max1213@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
> Hey Sandman - I love your illustrations! ( :

Thanks :)

> Poser Boi, people design their sites to reflect their culture and
> current trends in their region . . . DUH! He's European, DipShit.
> Don't ya get it?
>
> Shesh . . . so many retarded posts in such a short time. *tsk, tsk*
> Hatter's losing his touch. Maybe from sniffing chalk dust all day?
> Maybe from breathing in those mimeograph fumes?

He sure is entertaining.

--
Sandman[.net]

"Kudos to Apple for being the first to bring affordable 64 bit
computing to the PC market"
- Edwin

Lorem Ipsum

2005-12-05, 6:14 pm

Onideus Mad Hatter is a virus..

I'm adding him to the anti-virus suite.
His language pattern is perfectly type-cast.
Heuristics elementary.

He will evaporate soon.

Lorem Ipsum

2005-12-05, 6:16 pm

If you want a chuckle, write to stephen.shoemake@wwcc.edu and ask him about
Onideus Mad Hatter, point him to his webmeister's network rants and abuse.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-05, 10:14 pm

On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 13:11:34 +0100, Sandman <mr@sandman.net> wrote:

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[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>Please - a handicapped monkey can do everything better than you.

So you're saying a handicapped monkey can do everything better than
you, huh? I mean, you can't even replicate this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png

If a handicapped monkey could do it...why can't you?

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>Keep telling yourself that.

....why would I need to tell myself that? I mean, you haven't posted
your rendition of it, duh uh...yer a lil slow, huh?

10 to 1 says Sandypants is desperately Googling for some kind of Mac
addict tutorial on how to do it...LOL...

[color=darkred]
>You're roadkill in that thread, Einstein.

Hey you're the one arguing against Wiki, Kiddo.

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>I am the author of the Atlas Content Management System, Einstein.

Your name is Jonas Eklundh is it?

>Damn, it must be hurting badly to be as humiliated as you've been here. And
>it's so damn easy to humiliate you as well. No sport at all.

Is the part where you start coming up with lame excuses to try and run
away? `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-05, 10:15 pm

On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 13:12:47 -0600, max <max1213@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <o6k5p1d8clh3tevng1poa85tmvae1uij6o@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>
>Hey Sandman - I love your illustrations! ( :

Not like...LOVE! LOL

>Poser Boi, people design their sites to reflect their culture and
>current trends in their region . . . DUH! He's European, DipShit.
>Don't ya get it?

....he's European and that's why his site looks like shit? Sorry
kiddo, but I know a lot of European artists and their stuff doesn't
look like shit.

His crap is amateur at best. I mean, WOW, he's figured out how to
make silhouettes! My, what an incredibly HARD technique THAT is...and
of course ONLY Europeans make art like that. *rolls eyes*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-05, 10:18 pm

On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 22:38:28 +0100, Sandman <mr@sandman.net> wrote:

>In article <041220051312473599%max1213@yahoo.com>, max <max1213@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>
>Thanks :)

Okay kids, it's gettin a lil too personal, take yer butt slurping to
private email already.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-05, 10:20 pm

On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 11:35:19 -0600, "Lorem Ipsum" <Lorem@ipsum.xxx>
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter is a virus..
>
>I'm adding him to the anti-virus suite.
>His language pattern is perfectly type-cast.
>Heuristics elementary.
>
>He will evaporate soon.

You really think so, huh?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-05, 10:22 pm

On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 11:46:10 -0600, "Lorem Ipsum" <Lorem@ipsum.xxx>
wrote:

>If you want a chuckle, write to stephen.shoemake@wwcc.edu and ask him about
>Onideus Mad Hatter, point him to his webmeister's network rants and abuse.

I'm sure Steve has a good chuckle over all you little Hatter addicts,
I know I do. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 6:14 am

On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:45:15 -0800, mike <mike@artistmike.com> wrote:

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[color=darkred]
>You really don't have very good clients, do you.

My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...envirojobby.png

You can't even DREAM of getting clients on MY level, Sweetheart.

>All of my clients pay 50%
>to see what I can come up with for their projects. I never start a project
>without 50% up front.

I'm not talking about starting a project, Stupid, I'm talking about
throwing together a few mockups when you're a bidding for a job. I
hate to break this to ya, Kiddo, but the competition is fierce:
http://contractedwork.com/rt.cfm?SubCatID=63

And morons like you? You're just kidding yourselves. Pay you 50% up
front? You must be dealin with some pretty shady individuals if
you're running THAT scared whilst XXX raping default filter effects in
Photoshop.

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>That is not what YOU are asking for, you are asking for custom art to be
>done for your little "contest" ... and I don't do custom work without being
>paid for it.

Retard, the glass sample I created took less than 2 minutes to put
together. Either YOU HAVE a technique for creating it...or you're
just a deficient who doesn't know XXXX all what they're doing. Why
don't you go Google for a tutorial, Stupid? LOL

And that music player? Puhlease, it took me 7 minutes to create the
base structures and then less than an hour to figure out techniques to
achieve a similar style. And now that I've developed those
techniques, I can recreate the structure in any form I like, like if I
suddenly wanted the buttons to all be the same size, or if I wanted
them to be little stars or arrows or whatever...it would only take
minutes.

Either you have the techniques...or you're a poser. Which is it?

Here, we'll start REAL simple...just create a glass structure:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
That's it, so simple even a retard like you should be able to pull it
off. *snicker*

Hell, I'll even give you my methodology:

Create a gradient, color filled structure. Bevel the outer edges and
apply an inner shadow. Replicate the layer and apply a vertical
distortion filter and resize the layer down. Pull the image section
to the bottom of the structure, apply a gaussian blur then lower the
layer transparency and set the layer blend mode to dodge. Make
another duplicate of the first layer, reduce the size, move it to the
top of the structure, remove the contents and color fill the selection
with a white horizontal linear faded gradient, set the layer blend
mode to luminance, lower the layer opacity and then apply a gaussian
blur to the layer.

Surely you can do it if I'm GIVING YOU THE ANSWERS, can't you?

LOL...let's all see just how amateur you are. `, )

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>Your lack of knowledge of what I have is not my problem.

Your lack of knowledge is grossly clear to everyone but you, although
somehow I doubt you're doing even half a good a job of lying to
yourself as you like to posture. What I was asking for in this lil
competition would not take any competent graphic artist more than a
couple minutes to create. In fact, it would have taken less time to
make than it took you to type your last post.

You lose, Mike...because you're a loser.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-06, 6:29 am

In article <7o2ap1d1t8jfrdtin5atltdttqlsuiift0@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 19:45:15 -0800, mike <mike@artistmike.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
> My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
> White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
> http://www.backwater-productions.ne...envirojobby.png

Um, your little flash envirojooby thing isn't anywhere on there. No
mention of it anywhere either.

http://conservation.ceq.gov/index.html

So, post proof.

>
> You can't even DREAM of getting clients on MY level, Sweetheart.
>

That would be what, the non-existant level?

You're right. I don't dream about that.

>
> I'm not talking about starting a project, Stupid, I'm talking about
> throwing together a few mockups when you're a bidding for a job. I
> hate to break this to ya, Kiddo, but the competition is fierce:
> http://contractedwork.com/rt.cfm?SubCatID=63
>
> And morons like you? You're just kidding yourselves. Pay you 50% up
> front? You must be dealin with some pretty shady individuals if
> you're running THAT scared whilst XXX raping default filter effects in
> Photoshop.
>
>
>
> Retard, the glass sample I created took less than 2 minutes to put
> together. Either YOU HAVE a technique for creating it...or you're
> just a deficient who doesn't know XXXX all what they're doing. Why
> don't you go Google for a tutorial, Stupid? LOL
>
> And that music player? Puhlease, it took me 7 minutes to create the
> base structures and then less than an hour to figure out techniques to
> achieve a similar style. And now that I've developed those
> techniques, I can recreate the structure in any form I like, like if I
> suddenly wanted the buttons to all be the same size, or if I wanted
> them to be little stars or arrows or whatever...it would only take
> minutes.
>
> Either you have the techniques...or you're a poser. Which is it?
>
> Here, we'll start REAL simple...just create a glass structure:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
> That's it, so simple even a retard like you should be able to pull it
> off. *snicker*
>
> Hell, I'll even give you my methodology:
>
> Create a gradient, color filled structure. Bevel the outer edges and
> apply an inner shadow. Replicate the layer and apply a vertical
> distortion filter and resize the layer down. Pull the image section
> to the bottom of the structure, apply a gaussian blur then lower the
> layer transparency and set the layer blend mode to dodge. Make
> another duplicate of the first layer, reduce the size, move it to the
> top of the structure, remove the contents and color fill the selection
> with a white horizontal linear faded gradient, set the layer blend
> mode to luminance, lower the layer opacity and then apply a gaussian
> blur to the layer.

This reads like a homework assignment.

>
> Surely you can do it if I'm GIVING YOU THE ANSWERS, can't you?
>
> LOL...let's all see just how amateur you are. `, )
>
>
>
> Your lack of knowledge is grossly clear to everyone but you, although
> somehow I doubt you're doing even half a good a job of lying to
> yourself as you like to posture. What I was asking for in this lil
> competition would not take any competent graphic artist more than a
> couple minutes to create. In fact, it would have taken less time to
> make than it took you to type your last post.
>
> You lose, Mike...because you're a loser.
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 10:14 pm

On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 23:08:26 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

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>Um, your little flash envirojooby thing isn't anywhere on there. No
>mention of it anywhere either.
>
>http://conservation.ceq.gov/index.html
>
>So, post proof.

http://conservation.ceq.gov/media/e...dexhibitors.pdf

Guess which one! He, he, he...we can make a game of it! ^_^

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>That would be what, the non-existant level?

I'm not on your level, Poser Boi.

>You're right. I don't dream about that.

Yeah, your non-existent level is your reality.

[color=darkred]
>This reads like a homework assignment.

Yeesh, I'd hope not. Is that really how they're writing text books
these days? I was completely vague in my methodology, I didn't even
give any precise numbers, like I did on this one I made:
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...s/transtext.png

Now that reads like a textbook!

Oh hey, do you think I should? Write a text book I mean.
Hrmmm...might be fun.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-06, 10:15 pm

In article <t98ap1l8tml4sn5vjnk8bpvtb4vtl2ml5c@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 23:08:26 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> http://conservation.ceq.gov/media/e...dexhibitors.pdf
>
> Guess which one! He, he, he...we can make a game of it! ^_^

Dude, no offense, but this is waaaaay out of your league. Way too high
powered to be dealing with the Care Bear Boy from Backwater Productions.

Just give this one up right now. It's sooooooo not happening.

>
>
>
> I'm not on your level, Poser Boi.

God damn right you're not. You do the same thing everytime under the
same philosophy and you never learn from any of it. Ever. Shut the XXXX
up and learn something. Please. For the love of all that's XXXXing tasty
and good, stop trying to pretend like you know anything.

It's like the star trek where the enterprise gets blown up a bazillion
times because it's stuck in the time warp and can't get out. Only it
lasts much longer because it's usenet. Still pretty funny sometimes.
Best entertainment I'm gonna get for 6 bucks a month anyway.

>
>
> Yeah, your non-existent level is your reality.

Heh. Keep talking the shit mang. Hey, don't give your bullshit about
level because here's what I know and have done.

I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early. I asked
them to, they didn't just do it or anything. It was pretty funny though.
Academic advisor guy took a look at my grades, and his eyes XXXXing
bugged. It took less than like 15 minutes and he said wow like 4 times.

I taught myself how to read at 4. Level. Blow me. That's your XXXXing
level. I make 2200 dollars a year XXXXing *learning* at my school, not
including my job at school. I took the work study. It's worth it.
Doesn't pay very well but it beats McDonald's by a long country mile.
More if consider the value of the education itself. It's hard. It's made
me cry before but I'm getting stronger everyday. By the time I'm done
with school, probably sooner, you'll be a little dot behind me.

You know what dude, I'm in contact with people everyday that can just
school me at web design. My java teacher's going for a legitimate
master's in something or other. He talked about it in class. And they're
teaching me all sorts of shit. The projects are XXXXing hard and
detailed. We're given a spec sheet and it has to meet that standard or
we get dusted on points. There's style rules, there's syntax rules,
there's about a bazillion XXXXing hoops you have to jump through to get
there. I'll probably hit the UW next once I get my associates in this.
The thing that sucks about that is my credits won't transfer and I'll
have to take a bunch of stuff over again. I think few UW system schools
will transfer the credits but they're far away and not practical. I'd
have to move there and I can't do that.

>
>
>
> Yeesh, I'd hope not.

That's exactly what it sounds like.

> Is that really how they're writing text books
> these days? I was completely vague in my methodology, I didn't even
> give any precise numbers, like I did on this one I made:
> http://www.backwater-productions.ne...s/transtext.png
>
> Now that reads like a textbook!

I didn't say 'textbook', dumbXXXX. I said 'assignment'.

>
> Oh hey, do you think I should? Write a text book I mean.
> Hrmmm...might be fun.

Do it. That'd be XXXXing awesome.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 10:18 pm

On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 01:32:56 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

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>Dude, no offense, but this is waaaaay out of your league. Way too high
>powered to be dealing with the Care Bear Boy from Backwater Productions.
>
>Just give this one up right now. It's sooooooo not happening.

*snicker*

Come on, Noodle Dick, it's no fun if you don't play the game. Come
on, take a guess.

If you make a really big stink in your pants about it I might go ahead
and put it up (with blurred sections).

I have a lot of <strike>obsessed pathetics</strike> fans who like to
try shit like this:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt....5cba3b29e5bf94f

Which is why I don't normally make a big habit of going around
advertising who my clients are, I don't see much point in giving
deficients like Lorem the opportunity to try and attack my clients
because they can't get to me. With Steve it's not a problem cause
Steve is a real cool guy, who thinks all lot of this Usenet melodrama
stuff is kinda fun. But with most of my clients, especially the
higher end ones, I feel the need to protect them from FREAKS on
Usenet.

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>God damn right you're not.

....um...you DO realize you just auto-flamed yourself, right?

>You do the same thing everytime under the
>same philosophy and you never learn from any of it.

....I rarely ever do the same thing, Kiddo. Unless you're referring to
your iframe obsession again, but like I'm tried to hammer into you
COUNTLESS times, that's merely a preferred base layout. There are two
main "professional" type layouts Noodles, the first is to have a
"portal" centered in the middle of the screen (which is what I prefer)
and the other is horizontally centered content, that starts from the
very top and may or may not have scrolling...and if it does you can
tell the level of skill by whether or not the navigation controls stay
on the screen whilst scrolling. In other words if you scroll down and
suddenly the navigation is gone...yeah, bad designer.

Coincidentally, the later is actually used FAR more often than the
"portal" style (often because it's easier), so again, I don't see why
you're so obsessed with it.

>Shut the XXXX up and learn something.
>Please. For the love of all that's XXXXing tasty
>and good, stop trying to pretend like you know anything.

Noodle Head, you REALLY should spend less time repeating yourself and
more time workin on yer nonexistent skillz. You've only come up with
ONE site in the past, what...oh yeah, EVER. o_O

Come on d00d, you need to practice, go find a community, strip mine it
for material, creating a bad XXX site for it and then take the whole
thing over...that's what the CB site of mine is...practice.

>Heh. Keep talking the shit mang. Hey, don't give your bullshit about
>level because here's what I know and have done.
>
>I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school.

Look, Noodles...I'm only gonna say this one more time...school doesn't
count, okay? You're at school to get a magic piece of paper to
convince some corporate know nothing that you're at least remotely
qualified for the position. Hell, most jobs in the industry, you
can't even get in the XXXXin DOOR without a BA degree...and it doesn't
matter how good you are. You could be the Jesus raping PICASSO of web
design and yer not gonna get a job unless you have a degree or you're
the luckiest son of a XXXXX in existence.

The bottom line is YOU NEED TO PRACTICE...and you need to do it NOW
while you're IN school. Cause when you GET OUT of school...yer gonna
wanna have a portfolio ready to go.

> I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
>semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble.

Kid, employers don't CARE what GRADES you got. They just wanna know
whether you have the degree or not, if you do, you get an interview,
if you don't, you don't get an interview...unless you bombard them
with examples and go out of your way to convince them that you're
capable of doing the job...but even then sometimes they won't hire you
because they don't want to "rock the boat", since everyone else there
will have a degree and they'll get all pissy and indignant if you're
suddenly there makin the same wage they are without one...it's
politics kid, it's how the business world works.

>In my first semester, I
>was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes.

You should be aiming for Bs and spending the spare time you save
practicing your art and developing your techniques (applies to
anything, even web coding)

>I taught myself how to read at 4. Level. Blow me.

Reading is not the same as comprehending...and considering how much of
my posts you often like to ignore, like the shit you keep retarding on
about with the iframe...yeah, I'd say comprehension isn't something
yer too good with.

>That's your XXXXing
>level. I make 2200 dollars a year XXXXing *learning* at my school, not
>including my job at school.

Is that all? It's too bad you don't know computer repair, you could
be making a LOT more. When I was working on my AA degree I was
pulling in about a $1,000 a month building people computers and fixing
their old computers.

> I took the work study. It's worth it.
>Doesn't pay very well but it beats McDonald's by a long country mile.

In some states work study equals an automatic food stamp card, which
is a real good deal. Like I'm going to be starting work on my BA
degree this spring at SOU and if I do work study and meet the min
income requirements (making $1200 or less a month) I can get a $150 a
month food stamp debit card, pretty sweet deal. So when I'm in school
I can be making $1200 a month, get $150 a month in food stamps, plus
the usual federal grant money...XXXX, college pretty much pays for
itself...especially if you have the smarts to buy your books proper on
like Amazon.com.

One neat trick with books, find out which classes and which
instructors will let you use an earlier edition of the book, often
times while say the 9th edition is $300 the 8th edition will be like
$5...no, really, check it out sometime, I'm really not exaggerating.

Every quarter I was in school working on my AA degree, I actually MADE
MONEY off my books at the end of the quarter, reselling them on campus
after I bought them off Amazon.com

There's a lot of other tricks too that you can use to kind of "work
the system" to your advantage...hrmmm...maybe I should write a book
about that too.

>More if consider the value of the education itself. It's hard. It's made
>me cry before but I'm getting stronger everyday. By the time I'm done
>with school, probably sooner, you'll be a little dot behind me.

You're kidding yourself. Why you're doing mediocre busy work
assignments I'm spending an incredible amount of time building my
skill level. Why the hell do you think I'm taking near a whole year
off before starting work on my BA degree? It's chit like this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
http://www.backwater-productions.ne...ible-tedium.png

Practice, practice, practice...if you have the discipline you can
increase your skill level at an exponential rate, especially if you
use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in
random Usenet froups to overly critique your work and then use that
completely unrealistic view as your base line. `, )

>The projects are XXXXing hard and
>detailed. We're given a spec sheet and it has to meet that standard or
>we get dusted on points. There's style rules, there's syntax rules,
>there's about a bazillion XXXXing hoops you have to jump through to get
>there.

I'm familiar with that kind of crap, Kiddo, I already have an AA
degree. It was never anything more than child's play for me. I found
the specific standards to be akin with training wheels, they actually
made it even EASIER to complete assignments because they told you
specifically what they wanted, it's was like crossing off a grocery
list. LOL

To me, "hard" would be dropping me off at the grocery store and being
told: "Find all the ingredients to make a cheese souffle." under the
prerequisite that I would have never actually made a cheese souffle in
my life...of course, I'd probably call it more fun than hard, but
that's just my nature...I love a challenge.

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>That's exactly what it sounds like.

You must have pretty easy assignments then. Hard would be how I made
this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png

I had NOTHING to work from but a single flat image:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/neat.png

Just imagine how much you'd be struggling if your assignments were all
like that. ^_^

[color=darkred]
>I didn't say 'textbook', dumbXXXX. I said 'assignment'.

....is there a difference?

[color=darkred]
>Do it. That'd be XXXXing awesome.

Eh...maybe at some point...I need to finish that CB story though first
(up to chapter 13 now, only 1 thru 4 has been properly copy edited
though at this point)...the next time I start writing a book though
I'm not gonna use a preexisting base...you don't even want to know how
much the AGC wants out of any profit I make. I got in a pretty heated
debate with them over it, but they hold the base rights, so I don't
have much choice unless I just want to give it away for free.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Sandman

2005-12-06, 10:22 pm

In article <sc77p118090uf12fslucpneqcdfnb3carc@4ax.com>,
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>
>
> So you're saying a handicapped monkey can do everything better than
> you, huh? I mean, you can't even replicate this:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png
>
> If a handicapped monkey could do it...why can't you?

Why would I want to replicate your ugly graphics? Slapping together a mp3
player UI is done in a couple of minutes, and it would look a lot better than
yours.

>
>
> ...why would I need to tell myself that? I mean, you haven't posted
> your rendition of it, duh uh...yer a lil slow, huh?
>
> 10 to 1 says Sandypants is desperately Googling for some kind of Mac
> addict tutorial on how to do it...LOL...

You could really use a tutorial, though.

>
>
> Hey you're the one arguing against Wiki, Kiddo.

How could I? Wiki agreed with me and showed just how deep your ignorance runs.

>
>
>
> Your name is Jonas Eklundh is it?

Of course.

>
> Is the part where you start coming up with lame excuses to try and run
> away? `, )

*yawn*

--
Sandman[.net]

Edwin, on protecting against malware:
"I use Avast AV, the Yahoo anti-spy toolbar, the MS anti-spy software,
Windows SP2 with its firewall, AdAware, Spybot Search and Destroy, and
SpywareBlaster."

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 10:24 pm

On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:36:36 +0100, Sandman <mr@sandman.net> wrote:

[color=darkred]
>Why would I want to replicate your ugly graphics?

Oh, what a LOVELY backpedal, Monkey Boi. WOW, you must spent a LOT of
time coming up with THAT one...LOL...

>Slapping together a mp3 player UI is done in a couple of minutes, and it would look a lot better than
>yours.

So you keep SAYING, but you can't seem to actually DO it...are you
having trouble dealing with the difference between SAYING and DOING?

ROTFL...man 'o man, the really sad part is you don't even comprehend
how much of an XXX you're making of yourself.

[color=darkred]
>You could really use a tutorial, though.

Just keep TALKING kiddo, the more you do that, the better you make me
look. ^_^

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>How could I? Wiki agreed with me and showed just how deep your ignorance runs.

Does Microsoft agree with you too, Delusion Boi?
http://www.backwater-productions.ne.../are-u-slow.png

Spit in one hand, dream in the other, tell me which hand has got more
pixels in it.

[color=darkred]
>Of course.

....did your parents hate you or something?

[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
>*yawn*

DING, DING, DING!

Oh, we have a winner!

I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that you're an idiot who
actually thinks he's right, or the fact that you act like a soulless
clockwork puppet obeying my every command.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-06, 10:35 pm

In article <glgap1dtcm2tmub870jo6ukd21fslkvlss@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 01:32:56 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> *snicker*
>
> Come on, Noodle Dick, it's no fun if you don't play the game. Come
> on, take a guess.
>

None of the above. I don't believe you at all.

> If you make a really big stink in your pants about it I might go ahead
> and put it up (with blurred sections).

Do what the XXXX you like, it's all bullshit anyway.

>
> I have a lot of <strike>obsessed pathetics</strike> fans who like to
> try shit like this:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....5cba3b29e5bf94f

Who gives a shit? Yay for them. You suck.

>
> Which is why I don't normally make a big habit of going around
> advertising who my clients are, I don't see much point in giving
> deficients like Lorem the opportunity to try and attack my clients
> because they can't get to me. With Steve it's not a problem cause
> Steve is a real cool guy, who thinks all lot of this Usenet melodrama
> stuff is kinda fun. But with most of my clients, especially the
> higher end ones, I feel the need to protect them from FREAKS on
> Usenet.

While I agree with the philosophy, you're part in it is overblown. You
code for crap and that's a real site. Gee, which one swayed them to your
awesome powers of webdesign? The site with the branded stupid XXXXing
images or the hatter blog that nobody gives a shit about?

>
>
>
>
>
> ...um...you DO realize you just auto-flamed yourself, right?
>

No, you're an idiot. A flat-out idiot.

>
> ...I rarely ever do the same thing, Kiddo.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Of course you don't. The stealing code for some dude's media interface
is a new low for you. I never said you didn't do different things with
code, but you code your sites the same way and it's retarded. It's not
really usable, mostly stupid, and honestly, doesn't speak well of you at
all.

> Unless you're referring to
> your iframe obsession again, but like I'm tried to hammer into you
> COUNTLESS times, that's merely a preferred base layout.

Well, it is. Flash seems to dig it just fine. Everything around it is
usesless or stupid or annoying.

> There are two
> main "professional" type layouts Noodles, the first is to have a
> "portal" centered in the middle of the screen (which is what I prefer)
> and the other is horizontally centered content, that starts from the
> very top and may or may not have scrolling...and if it does you can
> tell the level of skill by whether or not the navigation controls stay
> on the screen whilst scrolling. In other words if you scroll down and
> suddenly the navigation is gone...yeah, bad designer.

Gee Matty, ya XXXXing think? People not being able to scroll up is bad.
Thanks, Capt. Obvious.

>
> Coincidentally, the later is actually used FAR more often than the
> "portal" style (often because it's easier), so again, I don't see why
> you're so obsessed with it.

Hell, you have flash and artistic skill. Sorta. Why aren't you just
doing the site in flash? Shit, they have to wait a million years for
content to get to their computer anyway, why not just finish the job,
and give people a better something to look at and make it a better
experience for them?

Oh yeah, because all your shit's XXXXing busted or doesn't work beyond
moving new content into the iframe. Shit dude, you barely used links
before I got on your XXX about that. You did everything through a damn
<imagemap>

Remember when you first busted out that yoga thing? It was hilarious.
Even better was that it took you forever to do it. Your sites work for
shit. I can't say it any plainer than that.

>
>
> Noodle Head, you REALLY should spend less time repeating yourself and
> more time workin on yer nonexistent skillz. You've only come up with
> ONE site in the past, what...oh yeah, EVER. o_O

Everything keeps changing from semester to semester. I don't have time
to do any projects that I want to do. A lot of things were deprecated in
my first classes and I still have to evolve to today's newer standards.
That and like I said, it's school. Not the easiest thing in the world. I
don't have the time to apply the things I learn to projects I want to
do.

>
> Come on d00d, you need to practice, go find a community, strip mine it
> for material, creating a bad XXX site for it and then take the whole
> thing over...that's what the CB site of mine is...practice.

Strip mine. Listen to you. Hey man, why bother learning anything at all,
when you can just go out and snag someone else's look or code, right? I
mean let's face, you've already admitting to taking some dude's
thingamajigger because it was "prettay" and you wanted it. XXXX you. I
don't respect you, no matter how many XXXXing pretty pictures you make.
Go steal everyone's shit and call it reverse engineering, or making it
work, or whatever you want to call go steal everyone's shit. I have to
go read another class in the API.

>
>
> Look, Noodles...I'm only gonna say this one more time...school doesn't
> count, okay?

Cool. Then don't go. Bye. I won't convince you otherwise.

> You're at school to get a magic piece of paper to
> convince some corporate know nothing that you're at least remotely
> qualified for the position.

Honestly, it's not about the job. I want a degree before I die. I don't
want to die knowing that I never got one. Jobs. Shit, jobs'll be coming
to me before long. People ask for my help all the time. Especially in
java.

> Hell, most jobs in the industry, you
> can't even get in the XXXXin DOOR without a BA degree...and it doesn't
> matter how good you are.

Yeah it does. You're bullshitting yourself if you believe otherwise and
you're bullshitting yourself if you think you're just gonna slide in and
keep that job for very long. You say you know about object oriented
program and virutally proclaimed yourself lord and master over it and in
reality, your sites don't do a whole lot but make you look like a big
freaky fag who's bragging about sites that don't do dick.

> You could be the Jesus raping PICASSO of web
> design and yer not gonna get a job unless you have a degree or you're
> the luckiest son of a XXXXX in existence.
>
> The bottom line is YOU NEED TO PRACTICE...and you need to do it NOW
> while you're IN school. Cause when you GET OUT of school...yer gonna
> wanna have a portfolio ready to go.

Sure.

But I'm not yet building a portfolio. I still have a semester in java to
go. I still have to learn ASP.Net and PERL and all that database shit
that I can never fit in to the next registration sign-up.

>
>
> Kid, employers don't CARE what GRADES you got.

Yeah they do.

> They just wanna know
> whether you have the degree or not, if you do, you get an interview,
> if you don't, you don't get an interview...unless you bombard them
> with examples and go out of your way to convince them that you're
> capable of doing the job...but even then sometimes they won't hire you
> because they don't want to "rock the boat", since everyone else there
> will have a degree and they'll get all pissy and indignant if you're
> suddenly there makin the same wage they are without one...it's
> politics kid, it's how the business world works.

Not here. They don't XXXX around here. I'll have the degree. That's why
I'm going to school. Yes, people prefer a 4 year degree. I've seen some
people trying to program and I'm far ahead of them. There's people
better than me certainly but I'm okay. I won't be hurting for coin for
much longer. Someone *will* hire me. Out.

>
>
> You should be aiming for Bs and spending the spare time you save
> practicing your art and developing your techniques (applies to
> anything, even web coding)

XXXX no. I want all I can get. If I get a B, I'm not gonna commit
suicide over it. But I'm not getting a B, I'm getting A's. XXXX that.
What a retarded XXXXing thing to say. All. In. Out. Gone.

>
>
> Reading is not the same as comprehending...and considering how much of
> my posts you often like to ignore, like the shit you keep retarding on
> about with the iframe...yeah, I'd say comprehension isn't something
> yer too good with.

You're confusing comprehension with tolerance for bullshit. I get bored
with jamming the clue board upside you're very thick skull.

>
>
> Is that all? It's too bad you don't know computer repair, you could
> be making a LOT more. When I was working on my AA degree I was
> pulling in about a $1,000 a month building people computers and fixing
> their old computers.

Then go do it. That's a handy skill to have. Thought about going back
and doing the networking program after getting the associates. I haven't
decided. The UW degree is worth more but it takes longer and it's more
of a pain, not to mention all the credits that won't transfer. Go to
school get another associate's in networking and now I have two but it's
still school and probably hard too. Not to mention that it's another two
years. And I'd like to find a job sometime soon. That's in the future
though. I need to get the one I'm in first.

>
>
> In some states work study equals an automatic food stamp card, which
> is a real good deal. Like I'm going to be starting work on my BA
> degree this spring at SOU and if I do work study and meet the min
> income requirements (making $1200 or less a month) I can get a $150 a
> month food stamp debit card, pretty sweet deal. So when I'm in school
> I can be making $1200 a month, get $150 a month in food stamps, plus
> the usual federal grant money...XXXX, college pretty much pays for
> itself...especially if you have the smarts to buy your books proper on
> like Amazon.com.

One flaw in the thinking. I don't sell my books back. I keep them.
Actually I might this semster provided I don't need it for the next one.
I don't mark up my books. Teachers tell you to do that. Don't. It
totally damages the resale value and you'll have to keep it. I don't
mark so I should be able to sell it back pretty easily.

>
> One neat trick with books, find out which classes and which
> instructors will let you use an earlier edition of the book, often
> times while say the 9th edition is $300 the 8th edition will be like
> $5...no, really, check it out sometime, I'm really not exaggerating.

Yeah right. You get hosed on books no matter what. Amazon's not a whole
lot better. I don't feel like XXXXing around for 3 weeks on ebay waiting
for some dink to get his shit together to send me the book either. I
need it ready to go, right then. XXXX, I don't pay for it. And I get to
keep it afterwards. That's come in handy. I usually have enough left
over to not worry about it. I'm broke as hell and I'm getting all A's
(ish). Financial aid digs me. There's usually been enough to either get
some tool that I need for the computer and to take a chunk out of some
bills.

I don't pay for software that I need. It's all free or there's an
agreement for it.

>
> Every quarter I was in school working on my AA degree, I actually MADE
> MONEY off my books at the end of the quarter, reselling them on campus
> after I bought them off Amazon.com

Possible. Schools hose you on the resale value. Especially if it looks
used. Then they'll give you a XXXXing nickel for it.

>
> There's a lot of other tricks too that you can use to kind of "work
> the system" to your advantage...hrmmm...maybe I should write a book
> about that too.

Matthew Lesko beat you to it and he's full of shit too.

>
>
> You're kidding yourself.

Not. At. All.

> Why you're doing mediocre busy work
> assignments I'm spending an incredible amount of time building my
> skill level.

You're spending an incredible amount of time building crap that doesn't
work for shit.

> Why the hell do you think I'm taking near a whole year
> off before starting work on my BA degree? It's chit like this:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/glass.png
> http://www.backwater-productions.ne...ible-tedium.png
>
> Practice, practice, practice...if you have the discipline you can
> increase your skill level at an exponential rate, especially if you
> use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in
> random Usenet froups to overly critique your work and then use that
> completely unrealistic view as your base line. `, )
>
>
> I'm familiar with that kind of crap, Kiddo, I already have an AA
> degree. It was never anything more than child's play for me. I found
> the specific standards to be akin with training wheels, they actually
> made it even EASIER to complete assignments because they told you
> specifically what they wanted, it's was like crossing off a grocery
> list. LOL

True but I'll miss it when it's gone, I'm sure. Tell me what you want or
see me when you get your shit together.

>
> To me, "hard" would be dropping me off at the grocery store and being
> told: "Find all the ingredients to make a cheese souffle." under the
> prerequisite that I would have never actually made a cheese souffle in
> my life...of course, I'd probably call it more fun than hard, but
> that's just my nature...I love a challenge.

Here's a challenge. Quit looking like a ridiculous cock on usenet.

Souflee' away.

>
>
>
>
> You must have pretty easy assignments then. Hard would be how I made
> this:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mine3.png

Ain't my homework assignment. Mine are a lot longer and more involved.

>
> I had NOTHING to work from but a single flat image:
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/neat.png
>
> Just imagine how much you'd be struggling if your assignments were all
> like that. ^_^

I'll trade you. You can code 3 servlets, 4 jsp's, 2 classes in a
separate directory, while using file reading and writing to add people
and stock the site's lists and maps and coding it using MVC concepts.

Yeah, I thought not.

>
>
>
> ...is there a difference?

Yes. Pity that you don't know it.

>
>
>
> Eh...maybe at some point...I need to finish that CB story though first
> (up to chapter 13 now, only 1 thru 4 has been properly copy edited
> though at this point)...the next time I start writing a book though
> I'm not gonna use a preexisting base...you don't even want to know how
> much the AGC wants out of any profit I make. I got in a pretty heated
> debate with them over it, but they hold the base rights, so I don't
> have much choice unless I just want to give it away for free.

Care bears fanfic. HAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Yeah dude, finish the gayest story ever.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 10:41 pm

On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 05:26:09 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

[color=darkred]
>None of the ab<COCK SLAP>

I'm bored with jamming the cl00 board upside you're very thick skull.

For all your 400+ lines of wasted energy though, just think, you could
have been improving your near nonexistant skill! I can understand
your little need to try and "lash out" at me though...at the rate my
skill level increases...must be VERY frustrating for a struggling puke
like you, huh? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-06, 10:44 pm

In article <72uap1hl6caknbq8kubpckqk21i61ob7sb@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 05:26:09 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> I'm bored with jamming the cl00 board upside you're very thick skull.
>
> For all your 400+ lines of wasted energy though, just think, you could
> have been improving your near nonexistant skill! I can understand
> your little need to try and "lash out" at me though...at the rate my
> skill level increases...must be VERY frustrating for a struggling puke
> like you, huh? ^_^

Most likely all A's this semester and nothing lower than AB since I went
back to school. Struggling's a relative term.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-06, 10:44 pm

On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <72uap1hl6caknbq8kubpckqk21i61ob7sb@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
>Most likely all A's this semester and nothing lower than AB since I went
>back to school. Struggling's a relative term.

Do be sure and tell us all how many employers give a rats XXX about
how many A and Bs you got, Stupid.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-07, 10:21 pm

In article <g7vap19dlunb0m12orde8q09v8ikrtaghg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 05:57:00 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
>
> Do be sure and tell us all how many employers give a rats XXX about
> how many A and Bs you got, Stupid.

Nah. Imagine it.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Onideus Mad Hatter

2005-12-08, 6:28 pm

On Wed, 7 Dec 2005 21:17:37 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <g7vap19dlunb0m12orde8q09v8ikrtaghg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
>Nah. Ima<Hatter shits all over Noodle's head>

Now go look in a mirror, that'll help you to understand what potential
employers are gonna think when they hear you rantin on about all the
As and Bs you got in XXXXin community college.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Ivan Bujas

2005-12-08, 6:41 pm

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:sr77p1lri1nd3o7sp1icudvpd6c0b4fr2l@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 13:12:47 -0600, max <max1213@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> Not like...LOVE! LOL
>
>
> ...he's European and that's why his site looks like shit? Sorry
> kiddo, but I know a lot of European artists and their stuff doesn't
> look like shit.
>
> His crap is amateur at best. I mean, WOW, he's figured out how to
> make silhouettes! My, what an incredibly HARD technique THAT is...and
> of course ONLY Europeans make art like that. *rolls eyes*
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net

^reaper^

2005-12-08, 6:46 pm

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:

> I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
> semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
> anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
> semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
> was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
> was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early.

No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
were you. o_O

--
"Do not go quietly into the night, Rage, rage, rage, against the dying of
the light" -- Dylan Thomas

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-10, 6:21 pm

In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:
>
>
> No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
> were you. o_O
>

Lick my ballsack. Twice.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

^reaper^

2005-12-11, 6:22 pm

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:

> In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
> Lick my ballsack. Twice.

Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski? Or is the single hand
typing bit throwing you off? o_O

--
"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are
invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful -- just stupid.)" --
'The Notebook of Lazarus Long,' Robert Heinlein

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-11, 6:23 pm

In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:
>
>
> Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski?

Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.

> Or is the single hand
> typing bit throwing you off? o_O
>

Nice creativity, hypocrite. XXXX. Off.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
Soundtrack)

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

^reaper^

2005-12-11, 10:15 pm

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:

> In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
> Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.

You're a midget? o_O

>
> Nice creativity, hypocrite. XXXX. Off.

Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.

--
"Do you believe in immortality? No, and one life is enough for me" --
Albert Einstein

Mimic

2005-12-11, 10:17 pm

^reaper^ wrote:

>
>
> You're a midget? o_O
>
>

*rolls eyes* on a chaaaaiiiirrr *tut*

--
Mimic

First day it opened I went down there, was doing a few laps and pulled
over and the manager comes over to me and says "Oi, mate! No
professionals." I said I'm not a professional. He said "Well, you should
be with moves like that you could be the best in Britain". I said, "No
thanks I'm making shit loads from computers".

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Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-11, 10:19 pm

In article <na1q21sb4ve0.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the hamburger,
threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:
>
>
> You're a midget? o_O

No, why? You into that?

>
>
> Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.
>

I'm oxygen deprived because you can't be any more creative after railing
on me for it. Got it.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

^reaper^

2005-12-11, 10:24 pm

While sipping absinthe, Mimic heard a loud sucking noise coming from
alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit in
<news:taGdnZ5txaDGXAHenZ2dnUVZ8tydnZ2d@pipex.net>:

> ^reaper^ wrote:
>
>
> *rolls eyes* on a chaaaaiiiirrr *tut*

Smartass. :Þ~~~

--
"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to
laugh at him." -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

^reaper^

2005-12-11, 10:26 pm

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e0688d2a6222e8b989904@news.alt.net>:

> In article <na1q21sb4ve0.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the hamburger,
> threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
> No, why? You into that?

Sorry, pudpustle. I'm not into vienna sausages and gumdrops. But if you
check out the tenderloin, I'm sure you can find someone who is.

>
> I'm oxygen deprived because you can't be any more creative after railing
> on me for it. Got it.

Looks like you need to take up a new hobby if you really think I'm "railing
on [you]". Or... are you just _pretending_ to be a whiney butt? o_O

--
"A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should
be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she
deserved." -- 'The Notebook of Lazarus Long,' Robert Heinlein

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-12, 3:21 am

In article <ghq0j01o3zc1$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1e0688d2a6222e8b989904@news.alt.net>:
>
>
> Sorry, pudpustle.

Heh. At least that was inventive, albeit retarded.

> I'm not into vienna sausages and gumdrops.
> But if you
> check out the tenderloin, I'm sure you can find someone who is.

Thanks, but I can handle the dating thing just fine without you.

>
>
> Looks like you need to take up a new hobby if you really think I'm "railing
> on [you]". Or... are you just _pretending_ to be a whiney butt? o_O

I'm more amused and like wtf more than anything. I don't remember having
a problem with you before, so why you all in my grill now?

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
Soundtrack)

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

^reaper^

2005-12-12, 3:23 am

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e06b0bfe3751737989907@news.alt.net>:

> In article <ghq0j01o3zc1$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>
> Heh. At least that was inventive, albeit retarded.

And gross. You forgot to mention, gross.

>
> Thanks, but I can handle the dating thing just fine without you.

If you say so. Just don't wear out your hand, m-kay?

>
> I'm more amused and like wtf more than anything. I don't remember having
> a problem with you before, so why you all in my grill now?

What can I say? I felt like playing and you volunteered. ^_~

--
"There is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure."
-- Winston Churchill

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-13, 3:16 am

In article <1xyfyaud4cmk3.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...

> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
> in <news:MPG.1e06b0bfe3751737989907@news.alt.net>:
>
>
> And gross. You forgot to mention, gross.

Okay, you get some points for that. I had a bad image of a pudpustule.

>
>
> If you say so. Just don't wear out your hand, m-kay?

No hand required. Life's cool like that when you're not a dateless
loser.

>
>
> What can I say? I felt like playing and you volunteered. ^_~

Well normally, I'd either chalk it up to general retardation or a bad
day but you seem smarter and more even-tempered than that.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

NP: "The Road to Chicago" -- Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition
Soundtrack)

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

Noodles Jefferson

2005-12-13, 6:14 pm

Mimic

2005-12-13, 6:19 pm

^reaper^ wrote:
> While sipping absinthe, Mimic heard a loud sucking noise coming from
> alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit in
> <news:taGdnZ5txaDGXAHenZ2dnUVZ8tydnZ2d@pipex.net>:
>
>
>
>
> Smartass. :Þ~~~
>

I prefer the term "creative" ;)

--
Mimic

First day it opened I went down there, was doing a few laps and pulled
over and the manager comes over to me and says "Oi, mate! No
professionals." I said I'm not a professional. He said "Well, you should
be with moves like that you could be the best in Britain". I said, "No
thanks I'm making shit loads from computers".

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Sandman

2005-12-15, 6:14 pm

In article <7o2ap1d1t8jfrdtin5atltdttqlsuiift0@4ax.com>,
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>
> My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
> White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
> http://www.backwater-productions.ne...envirojobby.png

Oh good lord - that's so 1993 that it should be illegal. This is the kind of
stuff you *HIDE AWAY* and never show to another living being. That screen
shouts "I'm a total newbie in design and haven't got a first clue of what I'm
doing". It's so amateurish that it's not even fun to laugh at.

Which, incidentally, is what everyone keeps telling you and you desperately try
to ignore while your puberty is making life hard for you. :-D

Have you stopped crying like a little girl from the last time I slapped you
around? :-D

--
Sandman[.net]

Edwin, on protecting against malware:
"I use Avast AV, the Yahoo anti-spy toolbar, the MS anti-spy software,
Windows SP2 with its firewall, AdAware, Spybot Search and Destroy, and
SpywareBlaster."

Lorem Ipsum

2005-12-15, 6:15 pm

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> My last job (a stand alone Flash presentation) was featured at the
> White House Conference on Cooperative Conservation...
> http://www.backwater-productions.ne...envirojobby.png

Big deal. I did pages for a US-China relations department.
I wouldn't show them off.
And yours shouldn't either.