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gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

215 messages posted by myself since posting 300 messages before 10:29pm, 24th of July 2005
to this newsgroup. These 215 messages contain a script for a film called 'one day to x'.

The film material kicked in on the 24th of July at 10:39pm mountain time, and ended on the
27th of July (yesterday), at 7:52pm.

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

> 215 messages posted by myself since posting 300 messages before 10:39pm, 24th of July 2005
> to this newsgroup. These 215 messages contain a script for a film called 'one day to x'.
>
> The film material kicked in on the 24th of July at 10:39pm mountain time, and ended on the
> 27th of July (yesterday), at 7:52pm.

Typo guy (10:39, not 10:29, fixed above)

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

> > 215 messages posted by myself since posting 300 messages before 10:39pm, 24th of July 2005
>
> Typo guy (10:39, not 10:29, fixed above)

The 215 messages are all little self-explanatory scenes. Many scenes are left undetailed.
For example, I wrote 'the naked guy began speaking Shakespeare' without quoting the
details of what he said. I assume any acting student could perform something for that.

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

> > > > 215 messages posted by myself since posting 300 messages before 10:39pm, 24th of July 2005
>
> The material is obviously raw (4 days), but its an ancient artifact, left for finding, thanks to Goougle.

We are all ancient artifacturers here.

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

> > > > > 215 messages posted by myself since posting 300 messages before 10:39pm, 24th of July 2005
>
> We are all ancient artifacturers here.

Scene 1:

George

Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
You already submitted the problem, can't file
again.

Rechy

You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.

(turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)

George

Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

First two scenes, testing...

[1]

George

Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
You already submitted the problem, can't file
again.

Rechy

You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.

(turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)

George

Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!

[2]

George

Rechy,

(Rechy turns a little back, looks back forward and drinks
ignoring him.)

Did you know that once, can only be perceived either
as idiotic or really funny, to go against a big company
like... (caughing) Just because you never seen anything
like that, don't think I don't know what I am doing.
And Twice can only be perceived as better than anything
I probably expected. Wow, so much optimism. Its a beginning,
its a celebration, and I hope we just keep on telling
good stories.

guys at the table

George is saying something. (knobbing heads)

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

Final test, and action!

[1]

George

Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
You already submitted the problem, can't file
again.

Rechy

You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.

(turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)

George

Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!

(George puts his cigarette out)

George

Rechy,

(Rechy turns a little back, looks back forward and drinks
ignoring him.)

Did you know that once, can only be perceived either
as idiotic or really funny, to go against a big company
like... (caughing) Just because you never seen anything
like that, don't think I don't know what I am doing.
And Twice can only be perceived as better than anything
I probably expected. Wow, so much optimism. Its a beginning,
its a celebration, and I hope we just keep on telling
good stories.

guys at the table

George is saying something. (knobbing heads)

(Johnny is walking into the bar)

George

But if I say trice, quatrice...

(Johnny sees George talking toward a guy's back, walks to
George, interrupts his speech by grabbing him by the shoulders,
and takes him to the table)

gb7648

2005-07-28, 7:32 pm

> Final test, and action!
>
> [1]
>
> George
>
> Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
> then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
> You already submitted the problem, can't file
> again.
>
>
> Rechy
>
> You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.
>
> (turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)
>
>
> George
>
> Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!
>
>
> (George puts his cigarette out)
>
>
> George
>
> Rechy,
>
> (Rechy turns a little back, looks back forward and drinks
> ignoring him.)
>
> Did you know that once, can only be perceived either
> as idiotic or really funny, to go against a big company
> like... (caughing) Just because you never seen anything
> like that, don't think I don't know what I am doing.
> And Twice can only be perceived as better than anything
> I probably expected. Wow, so much optimism. Its a beginning,
> its a celebration, and I hope we just keep on telling
> good stories.
>
>
> guys at the table
>
> George is saying something. (knobbing heads)
>
>
> (Johnny is walking into the bar)
>
>
> George
>
> But if I say trice, quatrice...
>
> (Johnny sees George talking toward a guy's back, walks to
> George, interrupts his speech by grabbing him by the shoulders,
> and takes him to the table)

Typo guy: Its once, twice, trice and action!

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:02 am

> > Final test, and action!
>
> Typo guy: Its once, twice, trice and action!

Both x-no-archive and delete are "foolish" solutions. Horror, fukkin.

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:02 am

> > > Final test, and action!
>
> Both x-no-archive and delete are "foolish" solutions. Horror, fukkin.

Human horror. Goougle. Fukkin. Let's Goougle them.

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:03 am

> > > > Final test, and action!
>
> Human horror. Goougle. Fukkin. Let's Goougle them.

Human horror fukking.

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:03 am

> > > > > Final test, and action!
>
> Human horror fukking.

And the supporters, of human horrors.... Let's Goougle them.

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:03 am

> > > > > > Final test, and action!
>
> And the supporters, of human horrors.... Let's Goougle them.

Hey George, we are fukking human horrors here in this Group.

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:03 am

(work in progress)

[1]

George

Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
You already submitted the problem, can't file
again.

Rechy

You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.

(turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)

George

Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!

(George puts his cigarette out)

George

Rechy,

(Rechy turns a little back, looks back forward and drinks
ignoring him.)

Did you know that once, can only be perceived either
as idiotic or really funny, to go against a big company
like... (caughing) Just because you never seen anything
like that, don't think I don't know what I am doing.
And Twice can only be perceived as better than anything
I probably expected. Wow, so much optimism. Its a beginning,
its a celebration, and I hope we just keep on telling
good stories.

guys at the table

George is saying something. (knobbing heads)

George

But if I say trice, quatrice...

(meanwhile Johnny is walking into the bar and sees George
talking to a guy's back, walks to George, grabs him by the
shoulders, and takes him to the table the moment George
finished saying "quatrice". Johnny is smiling and rubbing
George's hair as they go to the table):

Johnny

Hey George, fukkin!

George (sits down, grabs a drink, then talks to
Rechy from the table):

Common Rechy! Don't XXXXin spoil the whole thing for
everybody. Fukkin XXXXXXX. Richy Jenskins. I think yer'en
Emerican! Fukkin.

(George looked toward the table and said loud so Rechy can hear him)

It still makes sense I'm tellin you.

(George looks at the people at the table surprized)

Just because Rechy... Anyway. Rechy Rechy Rechy.
You know what? (George looks toward Rechy.)

XXXX ALL Rechies!

Johnny (to Rechy)

Yeah, we'r gonna XXXX you Rechy like Goougle.

(George and the guys talking at the table quietly, the
other guys are smiling and knobbing their heads. Two guys
are younger than George and Johnny, one dressed stret, the
other as a farmer, both kind of shy.)

George speaks up:
Fukkit! Let's kick his Emerican XXX!

(after whispering at the table George to Rechy)

Hey Rechy, cum here... we wanna talk to you!

[2]

(George is shown punching Rechy on the floor, four times.)

Johnny:

It's ok, he's not moving. XXXXkin.

George (showing his hand to the guys)

I can't believe I hurt my hand.

[http://www.leisureposse.com/zotsdre.../bday_jam_2.jpg]

Johnny (tapping him)

Yeah you Goougled him. He was fukkin Goougled.

[Its pretty interesting. The syntax is: X-No-Archive:Yes
It has both a yes and a no in it. And that's precisely
how it works. Its either a yes or a no, we don't know.
It states yes for not to archive. But in reality,
don't expect it to work. Once replied, than what? Its a
discussion. These are discussion forums. So its a lie,
its tricky, its not a solution.]

(4 guys sitting at the table, smoking, drinking listening
to the band, talking quietly, bar scene)

[Rechy: http://www.vassallucci.nl/vassa/images/rechy.jpg]

George

Hey Johnny, do the Johnny Depp again!

(Johnny did the Johnny Depp, George laughed, the two other
guys at the table knobbed their heads smiling, with fukkins.)
[http://handson.provocateuse.com/ima...nny_depp_02.jpg]

George (laughing at Johnny)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Hey, I'm gonna wake up Rechy.

(George stood up, walked over to Rechy, poured water on his
face)

George

Rechy, you awake? You hear me? (tapping face)

Hey, you don't talk here like that. You fukkin.

(holding fist in the air)

Rechy opens his eyes, his head is wobbling, and
sees George's fist.
http://www.vari-lite.com/clientuplo...s/fist_ip_1.jpg

(bartender looking toward George, put on louder disco music)
[http://www.vtuner.com/vTunerweb/mms/m3u16084.m3u]

(two kids watching George on a bar webcam.)
[http://www.vtuner.com/vtunerweb/mms/mms15197.asx]

George (drops Rechy back to the floor, gets up,
looks into the webcam and says with waving his hand)

Hi webcammers, Australia, fukkin! Did you know Goougle's
death sentence was plotted right here, in this bar?

Rechy, Rechy, Rechy. (looks toward him on the floor, and
looks back)

(Johnny comes by, and rubs George's short hair)

Johnny (looks up at the camera)

Did you know this guy here was attacked on the Internet
and declared as a spammer? They Goougled him. They Goougled
him with a construction shovel. Fukkin. I wouldn't say
he's ok now. He's in the process of murdering Goougle.

George

Hey Johnny, let's go over to the other bar.

(looking toward Rechy)

There are too many Emericans here.

[http://handson.provocateuse.com/ima...nny_depp_02.jpg]

(exiting the bar)

George (immediately)

Hey, there's an Emerican, lets go get him!

(showing George and Johnny hitting and punching someone
on the floor, and leaving him)

Johnny

Yeah we fukkin Goougled you. Go cry!

(George and Johnny walked away down the street, George
picked up a trash container and threw it toward the
person on the street.)

(They entered a bar with loud music, people greeted
them loudly)

Guy 1

Heey, we hear you guys going to Emerica tomorrow.

George

I'm gonna dis-Goougle Goougle. They don't know what's
coming. I don't think the world expects anything like this.

Guy 2

Anything like what?

George

I don't know. Can you believe it we are going to Emerica
tomorrow? I've been planning this for 10 full months. We'r
gonna Goougle's XXX.

Guy 1

Send us a postcard Georgie.

(Dance music kicked in. Girls came by.)

Girl 1

Hey Georgie, Johnny, don't leave us, we heard you're going
away, leaving us.

Johnny

We'll be back in a week.

(Girls kissing lips with George and Johnny (as hi), pulling
them to dance)

(dancing, smoking, drinking beer, slow deep music takes over
as people are dancing to a fast music, showing George's face
dancing in slow motion.)

(deep music stays, as plane takes off next morning with Johnny
and George to Emerica.)

(music i.e. Everything but the Girl, Walking Wounded, song: Single)

(music quiets and stops, airplane sounds, Johnny sitting
by window)

George

Look Johnny, we are here. Emerica.

(Johnny looks out in the window, and his head is out
in the window, suddenly one engine goes on fire. He sits
back and looks forward.)

"Fukkin."

[3]

The plane crashlands into the water near the shore,
showing them jumping in their seats. They exit the
plane, jump into the water and swim to the shore, and
watch the plane sink slowly... it turns its back up, and
sinks slowly with heavenly choir music (like a sinking
boat, people swimming in the water).

(Requiem choir music)

George

Let's go.

And they took off walking, ambulance arriving behind them.

(and the movie starts here)

gb7648

2005-07-29, 12:03 am

> (work in progress)
>
> [1]
>
> George
>
> Went to bbb online, screwed up the online form,
> then couldn't submit it properly as it said:
> You already submitted the problem, can't file
> again.
>
>
> Rechy
>
> You're an idiot. Start taking your medication again.
>
> (turned his back toward George, and drank his drink.)
>
>
> George
>
> Well I sent it successfully. We'll see what they say!
>
>
> (George puts his cigarette out)
>
>
> George
>
> Rechy,
>
> (Rechy turns a little back, looks back forward and drinks
> ignoring him.)
>
> Did you know that once, can only be perceived either
> as idiotic or really funny, to go against a big company
> like... (caughing) Just because you never seen anything
> like that, don't think I don't know what I am doing.
> And Twice can only be perceived as better than anything
> I probably expected. Wow, so much optimism. Its a beginning,
> its a celebration, and I hope we just keep on telling
> good stories.
>
>
> guys at the table
>
> George is saying something. (knobbing heads)
>
>
> George
>
> But if I say trice, quatrice...
>
> (meanwhile Johnny is walking into the bar and sees George
> talking to a guy's back, walks to George, grabs him by the
> shoulders, and takes him to the table the moment George
> finished saying "quatrice". Johnny is smiling and rubbing
> George's hair as they go to the table):
>
> Johnny
>
> Hey George, fukkin!
>
>
>
> George (sits down, grabs a drink, then talks to
> Rechy from the table):
>
> Common Rechy! Don't XXXXin spoil the whole thing for
> everybody. Fukkin XXXXXXX. Richy Jenskins. I think yer'en
> Emerican! Fukkin.
>
> (George looked toward the table and said loud so Rechy can hear him)
>
> It still makes sense I'm tellin you.
>
> (George looks at the people at the table surprized)
>
> Just because Rechy... Anyway. Rechy Rechy Rechy.
> You know what? (George looks toward Rechy.)
>
> XXXX ALL Rechies!
>
>
> Johnny (to Rechy)
>
> Yeah, we'r gonna XXXX you Rechy like Goougle.
>
>
> (George and the guys talking at the table quietly, the
> other guys are smiling and knobbing their heads. Two guys
> are younger than George and Johnny, one dressed stret, the
> other as a farmer, both kind of shy.)
>
>
> George speaks up:
> Fukkit! Let's kick his Emerican XXX!
>
>
> (after whispering at the table George to Rechy)
>
> Hey Rechy, cum here... we wanna talk to you!
>
>
> [2]
>
> (George is shown punching Rechy on the floor, four times.)
>
>
> Johnny:
>
> It's ok, he's not moving. XXXXkin.
>
>
> George (showing his hand to the guys)
>
> I can't believe I hurt my hand.
>
> [http://www.leisureposse.com/zotsdre.../bday_jam_2.jpg]
>
>
> Johnny (tapping him)
>
> Yeah you Goougled him. He was fukkin Goougled.
>
>
> [Its pretty interesting. The syntax is: X-No-Archive:Yes
> It has both a yes and a no in it. And that's precisely
> how it works. Its either a yes or a no, we don't know.
> It states yes for not to archive. But in reality,
> don't expect it to work. Once replied, than what? Its a
> discussion. These are discussion forums. So its a lie,
> its tricky, its not a solution.]
>
>
> (4 guys sitting at the table, smoking, drinking listening
> to the band, talking quietly, bar scene)
>
> [Rechy: http://www.vassallucci.nl/vassa/images/rechy.jpg]
>
>
> George
>
> Hey Johnny, do the Johnny Depp again!
>
> (Johnny did the Johnny Depp, George laughed, the two other
> guys at the table knobbed their heads smiling, with fukkins.)
> [http://handson.provocateuse.com/ima...nny_depp_02.jpg]
>
> George (laughing at Johnny)
>
> Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
>
> Hey, I'm gonna wake up Rechy.
>
> (George stood up, walked over to Rechy, poured water on his
> face)
>
> George
>
> Rechy, you awake? You hear me? (tapping face)
>
> Hey, you don't talk here like that. You fukkin.
>
> (holding fist in the air)
>
> Rechy opens his eyes, his head is wobbling, and
> sees George's fist.
> http://www.vari-lite.com/clientuplo...s/fist_ip_1.jpg
>
> (bartender looking toward George, put on louder disco music)
> [http://www.vtuner.com/vTunerweb/mms/m3u16084.m3u]
>
> (two kids watching George on a bar webcam.)
> [http://www.vtuner.com/vtunerweb/mms/mms15197.asx]
>
>
> George (drops Rechy back to the floor, gets up,
> looks into the webcam and says with waving his hand)
>
> Hi webcammers, Australia, fukkin! Did you know Goougle's
> death sentence was plotted right here, in this bar?
>
> Rechy, Rechy, Rechy. (looks toward him on the floor, and
> looks back)
>
> (Johnny comes by, and rubs George's short hair)
>
> Johnny (looks up at the camera)
>
> Did you know this guy here was attacked on the Internet
> and declared as a spammer? They Goougled him. They Goougled
> him with a construction shovel. Fukkin. I wouldn't say
> he's ok now. He's in the process of murdering Goougle.
>
> George
>
> Hey Johnny, let's go over to the other bar.
>
> (looking toward Rechy)
>
> There are too many Emericans here.
>
> [http://handson.provocateuse.com/ima...nny_depp_02.jpg]
>
>
> (exiting the bar)
>
> George (immediately)
>
> Hey, there's an Emerican, lets go get him!
>
> (showing George and Johnny hitting and punching someone
> on the floor, and leaving him)
>
> Johnny
>
> Yeah we fukkin Goougled you. Go cry!
>
> (George and Johnny walked away down the street, George
> picked up a trash container and threw it toward the
> person on the street.)
>
>
> (They entered a bar with loud music, people greeted
> them loudly)
>
> Guy 1
>
> Heey, we hear you guys going to Emerica tomorrow.
>
> George
>
> I'm gonna dis-Goougle Goougle. They don't know what's
> coming. I don't think the world expects anything like this.
>
> Guy 2
>
> Anything like what?
>
> George
>
> I don't know. Can you believe it we are going to Emerica
> tomorrow? I've been planning this for 10 full months. We'r
> gonna Goougle's XXX.
>
> Guy 1
>
> Send us a postcard Georgie.
>
> (Dance music kicked in. Girls came by.)
>
> Girl 1
>
> Hey Georgie, Johnny, don't leave us, we heard you're going
> away, leaving us.
>
> Johnny
>
> We'll be back in a week.
>
> (Girls kissing lips with George and Johnny (as hi), pulling
> them to dance)
>
> (dancing, smoking, drinking beer, slow deep music takes over
> as people are dancing to a fast music, showing George's face
> dancing in slow motion.)
>
> (deep music stays, as plane takes off next morning with Johnny
> and George to Emerica.)
>
> (music i.e. Everything but the Girl, Walking Wounded, song: Single)
>
> (music quiets and stops, airplane sounds, Johnny sitting
> by window)
>
> George
>
> Look Johnny, we are here. Emerica.
>
> (Johnny looks out in the window, and his head is out
> in the window, suddenly one engine goes on fire. He sits
> back and looks forward.)
>
> "Fukkin."
>
> [3]
>
> The plane crashlands into the water near the shore,
> showing them jumping in their seats. They exit the
> plane, jump into the water and swim to the shore, and
> watch the plane sink slowly... it turns its back up, and
> sinks slowly with heavenly choir music (like a sinking
> boat, people swimming in the water).
>
> (Requiem choir music)
>
> George
>
> Let's go.
>
> And they took off walking, ambulance arriving behind them.
>
> (and the movie starts here)

One funny scene exposed:

Johnny: its not the size that matters, but how it wiggles, and its wiggling.

George had a fish in his pants, hahaha.