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Re: Ooops (Liverpool, edited)

gb7648

2005-07-26, 11:27 pm

Edited:

Johnny and George happily arrived to Liverpool.

The first thing that happened is that on the streets they met two guys from Australia
named Paul and Ringo, they were also wearing Beatles wigs. They couldn't help noticing
each other. When they met they were like:

Fukkin. No fukking way. Fukkin. Fukkin! Fukkin.

John: What you up to Paul and Ringo?

Paul: Some guys invited us to a soccer game, were are heading to a soccer game.
You guys wanna come with us?

George and John: Reckon, sure, fukkin!

All of them as they were heading to the game: Liverpool soccer, fukkin. Cool!

At the stadium: Unbelievable.

And the game started... Something quickly turned out. They a were a group
of nine people. Everybody in the stadium were from Liverpool. And these nine
people were screaming for the other team. So something didn't make sense.

Home team: 20 thousand fans. Visitors team: 9 fans. The Beatles were quickly on
TV, chearing against the Liverpool team.

Fukkin.

From the stadium: "Somebody kick their XXX. I can't believe these people."

Soon people were annoyed and pulled up their sleeves. After some screaming back
and forth, people got up, angry. 4 Australian barfighters, with 5 idiots from the other
town, they were screaming back to everybody. Suddenly all them men around them
just got up, and ran toward them. Soon the ambulance was leaving the stadium in it the
Beatles, surrounded by a big crowd.

Fukkin.

gb7648

2005-07-26, 11:27 pm

Edited:

Johnny and George happily arrived to Liverpool.

The first thing that happened is that on the streets they met two guys from Australia
named Paul and Ringo, they were also wearing Beatles wigs. They couldn't help noticing
each other. When they met they were like:

Fukkin. No fukking way. Fukkin. Fukkin! Fukkin.

John: What you up to Paul and Ringo?

Paul: Some guys invited us to a soccer game, we are heading to a soccer game. You
guys wanna come with us?

George and John: Reckon, sure, fukkin!

All of them as they were heading to the game: Liverpool soccer, fukkin. Cool!

At the stadium: Unbelievable.

And the game started... Something quickly turned out. They were a group
of nine people. Everybody in the stadium were from Liverpool. And these nine
people were screaming for the other team. So something didn't make sense.

Home team: 20 thousand fans. Visitors team: 9 fans. The Beatles were quickly on
TV, chearing against the Liverpool team.

Fukkin.

From the stadium: "Somebody kick their XXX. I can't believe these people."

Soon people were annoyed and pulled up their sleeves. After some screaming back
and forth, people got up, angry. 4 Australian barfighters, with 5 idiots from the other
town, they were screaming back to everybody. Suddenly all them men around them
just got up, and ran toward them. Soon the ambulance was leaving the stadium in it the
Beatles, surrounded by a big crowd.

Fukkin.

gb7648

2005-07-26, 11:27 pm

> Edited:
>
> Johnny and George happily arrived to Liverpool.
>
> The first thing that happened is that on the streets they met two guys from Australia
> named Paul and Ringo, they were also wearing Beatles wigs. They couldn't help noticing
> each other. When they met they were like:
>
> Fukkin. No fukking way. Fukkin. Fukkin! Fukkin.
>
> John: What you up to Paul and Ringo?
>
> Paul: Some guys invited us to a soccer game, we are heading to a soccer game. You
> guys wanna come with us?
>
> George and John: Reckon, sure, fukkin!
>
> All of them as they were heading to the game: Liverpool soccer, fukkin. Cool!
>
> At the stadium: Unbelievable.
>
> And the game started... Something quickly turned out. They were a group
> of nine people. Everybody in the stadium were from Liverpool. And these nine
> people were screaming for the other team. So something didn't make sense.
>
> Home team: 20 thousand fans. Visitors team: 9 fans. The Beatles were quickly on
> TV, chearing against the Liverpool team.
>
> Fukkin.
>
> From the stadium: "Somebody kick their XXX. I can't believe these people."
>
> Soon people were annoyed and pulled up their sleeves. After some screaming back
> and forth, people got up, angry. 4 Australian barfighters, with 5 idiots from the other
> town, they were screaming back to everybody. Suddenly all them men around them
> just got up, and ran toward them. Soon the ambulance was leaving the stadium in it the
> Beatles, surrounded by a big crowd.
>
> Fukkin.

Let's reedit this in English.