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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:49 pm |
| > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
>
> Coincidence or by design?
> --
> William Tasso
>
> ** Business as usual
I read an FBI report that in the US not one Internet related murders have been filed.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:49 pm |
| > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Yet.
It was Rechy.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:50 pm |
| > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> It was Rechy.
He Goougled him.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:50 pm |
| > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> He Goougled him.
He Goougled him with a construction shovel.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:51 pm |
| > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Rechy, Rechy, Rechy.
>
> One day I was attacked on the Internet and publically, like Jesus put on a cross,
> and I was declared by the masses as a spammer. I was Georgie Porgie. I wanted
> to run away. I felt the feeling of being very unconfortable. I wished they wouldn't have
> doneit. I wouldn't say I'm ok now. I'm in the process of murdering Google.
I also developed skills I didn't know I had. Like speaking in perfect Australian accent
as a Hungarian.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:51 pm |
| > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> I also developed skills I didn't know I had. Like speaking in perfect Australian accent
> as a Hungarian.
I never solicited in my life, I hate soliciting. I am the antispammer. But people searching
for my name, finding it, posting it in very humiliating fashions, and one guy thought it
was so funny, he even started posting pro-Bush messages with my name, all over the
Internet. The more I complained, the more they fukking attacked me. You know, its
called a catch 22. They decided to through me out of a newsgroup in myserious
circumstances. So I started plotting. I plotted for like 10 months. And I came up with
the idea of, you know. Dis-Goougeling. Its a very simple concept. Its a peaceful concept
to revive Georgie Porgie's dreams. So I feel very attached to this subject, from the
non-spammer's side. You know I just wanna run away, but, first I dis-goougle some
things and, so. No crisis here, eh? Google is gonna fukkin be shut down.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:51 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> I never solicited in my life, I hate soliciting. I am the antispammer. But people searching
> for my name, finding it, posting it in very humiliating fashions, and one guy thought it
> was so funny, he even started posting pro-Bush messages with my name, all over the
> Internet. The more I complained, the more they fukking attacked me. You know, its
> called a catch 22. They decided to through me out of a newsgroup in myserious
> circumstances. So I started plotting. I plotted for like 10 months. And I came up with
> the idea of, you know. Dis-Goougeling. Its a very simple concept. Its a peaceful concept
> to revive Georgie Porgie's dreams. So I feel very attached to this subject, from the
> non-spammer's side. You know I just wanna run away, but, first I dis-goougle some
> things and, so. No crisis here, eh? Google is gonna fukkin be shut down.
Nobody messes with Georgie Porgie.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:51 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Nobody messes with Georgie Porgie.
Was I very strong and convincing? Thought so.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Was I very strong and convincing? Thought so.
I'm gonna dis-Goougle Goougle.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> I'm gonna dis-Goougle Goougle.
3 days left till the first historical X-No-Archived message. One small step toward...
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> 3 days left till the first historical X-No-Archived message. One small step toward...
And the first spammer died today. Beaten to death by a construction shovel. I think that's a
historical moment.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> And the first spammer died today. Beaten to death by a construction shovel. I think that's a
> historical moment.
They don't know what's coming. I don't think the world expects anything like this.
Johnny: Anything like what George?
George: I don't know. You and me going to Emerica.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> They don't know what's coming. I don't think the world expects anything like this.
>
> Johnny: Anything like what George?
>
> George: I don't know. You and me going to Emerica.
http://m.stiens.home.att.net/images/america.jpg
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Let's go visit the Yanks mate. (Marching home together.) We are going to Emerica!
> http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/patrio...es/amsalute.mp3
Did you know they say Fukkin A over there?
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> (Airplane zooms by music above, and over the sea.)
Arriving: The airplane crachlands into the ocean near the shore of the USA.
They swim to the land. Fukkin! The airplane sinks, and bubbles. Oops. XXXXing
lets not wait for the ambulance, let's go.
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Arriving: The airplane crachlands into the ocean near the shore of the USA.
> They swim to the land. Fukkin! The airplane sinks, and bubbles. Oops. XXXXing
> lets not wait for the ambulance, let's go.
http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/patrio...es/thisisam.mp3
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| gb7648 2005-07-25, 11:52 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Hey look at all these Emericans.
Our two friends are walking the streets of a big city, looking at the stores, and all the
tall buildings. A fish falls out of Johnny's pants.
http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/patrio...es/amerbeau.mp3
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:38 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
>
> Our two friends are walking the streets of a big city, looking at the stores, and all the
> tall buildings. A fish falls out of Johnny's pants.
> http://www2.acc.af.mil/music/patrio...es/amerbeau.mp3
We can't disgoougle. The national flag already embraced its image as McDonald's brand.
There'd be a national paranoia.
Johnny: Are you stoopid, what are you talking about? We've been Goougling people
for two years.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
filed.[color=darkred]
>
> We can't disgoougle. The national flag already embraced its image as McDonald's brand.
> There'd be a national paranoia.
>
> Johnny: Are you stoopid, what are you talking about? We've been Goougling people
> for two years.
Johnny took his dick out and began pissing at a street corner and continued speaking:
What's wrong with you Georgie, let's get over with it, and goe home.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> filed.
>
> Johnny took his dick out and began pissing at a street corner and continued speaking:
> What's wrong with you Georgie, let's get over with it, and goe home.
(George turned completely white.)
Johnny: They are not an American company. Forget about the Emerican pride Georgie boy.
They are an international company. Wake up! (Johnny moving fingers accross Georgie's eyes)
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| Russell Stewart 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| William Tasso wrote:
> Well it had to happen one day.
>
> http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
>
> Coincidence or by design?
They perps are lucky they're in Russia. In some U.S. states this might
qualify as a misdemeanor.
--
Russell Stewart | E-Mail: diamond@swcp.com
UNM CS Department | WWW: http://www.swcp.com/~diamond
The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may
be the hijacking of morality by religion.
--Arthur C. Clarke
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/[color=darkred]
>
> (George turned completely white.)
>
> Johnny: They are not an American company. Forget about the Emerican pride Georgie boy.
> They are an international company. Wake up! (Johnny moving fingers accross Georgie's eyes)
Georgie: Yeah you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. XXXXem! Let's go and XXXXem!
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
>
> Georgie: Yeah you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. XXXXem! Let's go and XXXXem!
Johnny: You're not them. Its you. What. Now you're an Emerican? We just arrived.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
been[color=darkred]
have[color=darkred]
searching[color=darkred]
>
> Johnny: You're not them. Its you. What. Now you're an Emerican? We just arrived.
Georgie boy, as a huge barfighter broke out crying like a girl.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
|
> been
> have
accent[color=darkred]
> searching
>
> Georgie boy, as a huge barfighter broke out crying like a girl.
Georgie boy: I don't know why, I don't feel angry at Goougle any more.
Johnny: Think George, what would Crocodile Dundee doo in Emerica? Common let's go.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
have[color=darkred]
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> accent
it[color=darkred]
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>
> Georgie boy: I don't know why, I don't feel angry at Goougle any more.
>
> Johnny: Think George, what would Crocodile Dundee doo in Emerica? Common let's go.
George: I think we fukked up. We're gonna end up fukking Guntanamo Bay.
Johnny: That's Goougle. Now you got Goougled George.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> have
cross,[color=darkred]
> wouldn't
thought[color=darkred]
> it
with[color=darkred]
> concept
>
> George: I think we fukked up. We're gonna end up fukking Guntanamo Bay.
>
> Johnny: That's Goougle. Now you got Goougled George.
George: Goougled again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Lets be heros.
Johnny: Fukkin A.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> cross,
> thought
> with
the[color=darkred]
>
> George: Goougled again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Lets be heros.
>
> Johnny: Fukkin A.
George singing: Fukkin A, to Guantanamo bay, Fukkin A, to Guantanamo Bay...
Johnny: Its just a lawsuit. Stop imagining weird things.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
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> the
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>
> George singing: Fukkin A, to Guantanamo bay, Fukkin A, to Guantanamo Bay...
>
> Johnny: Its just a lawsuit. Stop imagining weird things.
George: Its not possible to sue them. They are too nationalistic. Suing anything based on
nationalism is considered a war. We're gonna be war heros. Can you believe it?
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> murders
> wanted
> Australian
> people
> the
> its
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> some
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> a
>
> George: Its not possible to sue them. They are too nationalistic. Suing anything based on
> nationalism is considered a war. We're gonna be war heros. Can you believe it?
Johnny: I think you're right. XXXX it, let's go home.
George: Well it was an idea.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
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> peaceful
> from
toward...[color=darkred]
> that's
>
> Johnny: I think you're right. XXXX it, let's go home.
>
> George: Well it was an idea.
Johnny: George, I thought you couldn't care if the Queen of England takes your sandwitch.
You'd punch her.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
on[color=darkred]
> a
> they
> Google.
> guy
> over
> know,
> myserious
> came
subject,[color=darkred]
dis-goougle[color=darkred]
> toward...
>
> Johnny: George, I thought you couldn't care if the Queen of England takes your sandwitch.
> You'd punch her.
Johnny: You know what? We are the war victims here.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
related[color=darkred]
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> on
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all[color=darkred]
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> subject,
> dis-goougle
think[color=darkred]
>
> Johnny: You know what? We are the war victims here.
George: XXXX it, let's go to England and kick the Queen of England's XXX. You took my sandwitch XXXXX.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> related
> put
Porgie.[color=darkred]
> I
> wished
perfect[color=darkred]
> But
> one
> all
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> I
a[color=darkred]
down.[color=darkred]
> think
>
> George: XXXX it, let's go to England and kick the Queen of England's XXX. You took my sandwitch XXXXX.
Oops. Not funny, but worth an oops:
http://www.cvn76.com/humor/videos/F...ne%20Crash.mpeg
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| SteveB 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
|
"gb7648" <gb7648@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vejFe.59$go3.10129@news.uswest.net...
> Porgie.
> perfect
> You
> And
> a
> down.
>
> Oops. Not funny, but worth an oops:
> http://www.cvn76.com/humor/videos/F...ne%20Crash.mpeg
>
>
(I didn't have anything to add. Just wanted to extend the >>>>>>>>>'s)
Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
Afterward, I'll buy pints of half and half for all.
Steve
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
Jesus[color=darkred]
> Porgie.
murdering[color=darkred]
> perfect
antispammer.[color=darkred]
and[color=darkred]
name,[color=darkred]
> You
> And
Its[color=darkred]
> a
> down.
this.[color=darkred]
>
> Oops. Not funny, but worth an oops:
> http://www.cvn76.com/humor/videos/F...ne%20Crash.mpeg
George: I'd say Goougle is a warzone.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> Jesus
> murdering
> antispammer.
> and
> name,
me.[color=darkred]
in[color=darkred]
months.[color=darkred]
> Its
step[color=darkred]
I[color=darkred]
> this.
>
> George: I'd say Goougle is a warzone.
George: Let's go XXXX some girls.
Johnny: You can't. They're gonna sue you here for sexual harrassment.
George: Let's get the XXXX outta here. Onto England!
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:39 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
Internet[color=darkred]
I[color=darkred]
fashions,[color=darkred]
> me.
> in
> months.
concept.[color=darkred]
this[color=darkred]
shut[color=darkred]
> step
shovel.[color=darkred]
> I
Emerica![color=darkred]
>
> George: Let's go XXXX some girls.
>
> Johnny: You can't. They're gonna sue you here for sexual harrassment.
>
> George: Let's get the XXXX outta here. Onto England!
Johnny: Wait. Let me jerk off.
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| Blinky the Shark 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| Russell Stewart wrote:
> William Tasso wrote:
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> They perps are lucky they're in Russia. In some U.S. states this might
> qualify as a misdemeanor.
(Hi, Russell.)
I like the idea of it being okay to kill spammers as long as they're in
season, and that the season is always open. I don't think this should
require a license and there certainly shouldn't be a bag limit or a
limitation to daylight hours. I also think it should be okay to tie the
body to the finder for the ride home and have a taxidermist mount it
(not that way, you pervs!) for the wall of the den; but on those two
points I'm negotiable.
--
Blinky Linux Registered User 297263
Killing all Usenet posts from Google Groups
Info: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html
*ALSO contains links for access to the NON-BETA GG archive interface*
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> Internet
like[color=darkred]
Georgie[color=darkred]
unconfortable.[color=darkred]
> I
in[color=darkred]
> fashions,
my[color=darkred]
attacked[color=darkred]
newsgroup[color=darkred]
> concept.
> this
I[color=darkred]
> shut
> shovel.
like[color=darkred]
> Emerica!
>
> Johnny: Wait. Let me jerk off.
George: Johnny, fukkin, is this allowed in Emerica?
Johnny: Nothing's allowed in Emerica.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well it had to happen one day.
> like
> Georgie
> unconfortable.
> in
> my
> attacked
> newsgroup
to[color=darkred]
first[color=darkred]
> I
be[color=darkred]
small[color=darkred]
> like
>
> George: Johnny, fukkin, is this allowed in Emerica?
>
> Johnny: Nothing's allowed in Emerica.
George: Johnny XXXX, the police is coming. Just kidding.
| |
| Blinky the Shark 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| Blinky the Shark wrote:
> Russell Stewart wrote:
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
[color=darkred]
> (Hi, Russell.)
> I like the idea of it being okay to kill spammers as long as they're in
> season, and that the season is always open. I don't think this should
> require a license and there certainly shouldn't be a bag limit or a
> limitation to daylight hours. I also think it should be okay to tie the
> body to the finder for the ride home and have a taxidermist mount it
s/finder/fender
> (not that way, you pervs!) for the wall of the den; but on those two
> points I'm negotiable.
--
Blinky Linux Registered User 297263
Killing all Usenet posts from Google Groups
Info: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html
*ALSO contains links for access to the NON-BETA GG archive interface*
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| Blinky the Shark 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| John Bokma wrote:
> Blinky the Shark <no.spam@box.invalid> wrote:
[color=darkred]
> Substitution replacement not terminated
writing for humans but using with editor pseudo-idiom prohibited? Y/n
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| Blinky the Shark 2005-07-26, 4:40 am |
| Steve wrote:
> In news:op.suhsvcctm9g4qz-wnt@tbdata.com,
> William Tasso <SpamBlocked@tbdata.com> said:
[color=darkred]
> http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
[color=darkred]
> Spam Assassin, obviously.
Bravo.
I just looked their site, and I can't believe there's nothing there
about this -- not even a mock denial. :)
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|
| "Steve" <steve@somewhere.invalid.com> wrote in message
news:HdlFe.580684$pI6.134773@fe06.news.easynews.com...
> In news:op.suhsvcctm9g4qz-wnt@tbdata.com,
> William Tasso <SpamBlocked@tbdata.com> said:
> http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
>
> Spam Assassin, obviously.
>
LMAO!
--
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(JOHN MCENROE) BBC1
http://www.private-eye.co.uk
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| William Tasso 2005-07-26, 7:52 pm |
| Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
From the safety of the Cox Communications cafeteria
SteveB <desertNOSPAMtraveler@cox.net> said:
> ...
> Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
>
> Afterward, I'll buy pints of half and half for all.
I'd prefer beer first - if it's all the same to you.
Never did like eating on an empty stomach.
--
William Tasso
** Business as usual
| |
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| On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 07:02:00 GMT, "Steve"
<steve@somewhere.invalid.com> scrawled:
>In news:op.suhsvcctm9g4qz-wnt@tbdata.com,
>William Tasso <SpamBlocked@tbdata.com> said:
>http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
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>Spam Assassin, obviously.
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything - I can't afford new keyboard
and monitor!
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MGW
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| For some reason, this thread reminds me of the following I read the
other day:
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On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 19:30:01 PDT, in rec.humor.funny jfc@MIT.EDU (John
Carr) wrote:
This email from the IT department explained a server outage:
"The root cause of this failure was remarkable. In a truly bizarre
chain of events, Microsoft's buggy software required so many patches
to be propogated that the filesystem overfilled and important services
ran out of resources."
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MGW
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
> From the safety of the Cox Communications cafeteria
> SteveB <desertNOSPAMtraveler@cox.net> said:
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> I'd prefer beer first - if it's all the same to you.
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> Never did like eating on an empty stomach.
That sounds Australian.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
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> That sounds Australian.
Fukkin.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
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> J: Let's go see the Beatles.
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> G: John, George, hey we are half the Beatles! We are the Beatles!
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> J: They are in Liverpool.
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> G: Fukkin. Let's go. Always wanted to go to Liverpool.
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> http://exotica.fix.no/gallery/games...l/Liverpool.jpg
J: Before we go, remember Elvis? The impersonator. You know, Elvis! The Australian Elvis.
G: Oh yeah!
J: He works here in London, in Soho! He told us to come and see him if we ever get to London
and have some Royal chips and fish together.
G: I don't trust that guy.
J: Why you don't trust Elvis? He is Elvis, fukkin.
Elvis: Hey guys, what's up. Waiter! Some fish and chips.
http://www.indiesoho.com/musicalbum...lvis%20blue.jpg
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
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> J: Before we go, remember Elvis? The impersonator. You know, Elvis! The Australian Elvis.
>
> G: Oh yeah!
>
> J: He works here in London, in Soho! He told us to come and see him if we ever get to London
> and have some Royal chips and fish together.
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> G: I don't trust that guy.
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> J: Why you don't trust Elvis? He is Elvis, fukkin.
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> Elvis: Hey guys, what's up. Waiter! Some fish and chips.
> http://www.indiesoho.com/musicalbum...lvis%20blue.jpg
(sitting quietly, eating)
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > Writing in news:alt.www.webmaster
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> (sitting quietly, eating)
J&G: Thanks Elvis.
Elvis lifts his inder finger up and back down.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
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> J&G: Thanks Elvis.
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> Elvis lifts his inder finger up and back down.
The two guys just stood at the door without moving staring at Elvis.
Elvis lifts his inder finger up again and back down.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
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> The two guys just stood at the door without moving staring at Elvis.
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> Elvis lifts his inder finger up again and back down.
(typo: index finger)
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
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G: Yeah, thanks Elvis, see you later man.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
> (the wrong link keeps coming up, cut the movie, I need to put in the right tape)
And, action!
http://www.raumpatrouille-derfilm.de/img/becker2.jpg
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| William Tasso wrote:
: Well it had to happen one day.
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:
http://www.spamfo.co.uk/component/o...d,350/Itemid,2/
That is sad in a way. Sure he was a dirty spammer that pissed off a lot of
people but he was still a person.
What if he had family or kids? I think it sends a good message to other
spammers or spammer wannabe's
so maybe they won't start but it is still sad.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Could we stop in for some real fish and chips in London?
> (after eating, its good to pause the film. fiesta...)
G: Johnny, I don't know what I ate. (throwing up on the street)
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| Leonard Blaisdell 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| In article <slrndebjlq.dms.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net>,
Blinky the Shark <no.spam@box.invalid> wrote:
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
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> s/finder/fender
That actually made sense to me. There are lots of things strapped to the
finder on a Mac.
leo
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (continuing story)
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> G: Johnny, I don't know what I ate. (throwing up on the street)
(It started raining too.)
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (continuing story)
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> (It started raining too.)
And as the vomiting stopped, the rain stopped.
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (continuing story)
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> And as the vomiting stopped, the rain stopped.
Fukkin.
George and Johnny stopped by a wig shop, bought two wigs, and Beatlesed to
Liverpool.
http://www.rockerie.com/thescene/pl...&mode=song_hifi
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| gb7648 2005-07-26, 7:53 pm |
| > Blinky the Shark wrote:
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Hey Johnny. There's an American. Lets go get him. Let's Goougle him.
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| Blinky the Shark 2005-07-26, 11:27 pm |
| Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
> In article <slrndebjlq.dms.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net>, Blinky the
> Shark <no.spam@box.invalid> wrote:
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> That actually made sense to me. There are lots of things strapped to
> the finder on a Mac.
Finder. Heh. Big-Maker. Heh. Turner-Off. Brighter-Maker. I love
Macs. ;)
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