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Re: How to turn $6 to $16000 in few days of web crawling

Matt-the-Hoople

2005-10-28, 3:22 am

Quoth Master in alt.www.webmaster

> It Will Work. If you do as I have done! Just Do It! follow the 4
> steps.

My name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion
XXXXing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Forward this to everyone in your address book and Bill Gates will give you,
and everyone to whom you send this email $1000. Then scroll down to the
bottom of this page and make a wish. You'll get laid by a model you just
happen to run into tomorrow!

If you don't forward this, the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
your house and sodomize you in your sleep for not continuing this chain letter
which was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Kokitu Sawallah, a leper in Botswana with no teeth, has been tied to the
XXX of a dead elephant for 27 years. His only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive when you forward this email.

Remember to forward this to everyone you know. If you do not keep it going,
tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

Matt Probert

2005-10-28, 6:18 am

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:53:05 GMT, "Matt-the-Hoople"
<matt.lindi2@your_clothes_verizon.net> wrote:

> Quoth Master in alt.www.webmaster
>
>
> My name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion
> XXXXing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
> send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her
> forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
> redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>
> Forward this to everyone in your address book and Bill Gates will give you,
> and everyone to whom you send this email $1000. Then scroll down to the
> bottom of this page and make a wish. You'll get laid by a model you just
> happen to run into tomorrow!
>
> If you don't forward this, the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
> your house and sodomize you in your sleep for not continuing this chain letter
> which was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
> pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>
> Kokitu Sawallah, a leper in Botswana with no teeth, has been tied to the
> XXX of a dead elephant for 27 years. His only salvation is the 5 cents per
> letter he'll receive when you forward this email.
>
> Remember to forward this to everyone you know. If you do not keep it going,
> tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

LOL

I like it!

Matt

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