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middletree

2005-01-25, 12:27 pm

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.gif

Warning: one F-word.


Mic

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

haaaa....so right. I am so lucky not to live in the USA where
consumerism is a deseas. America. stop buying.

middletree wrote:
> http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.gif
>
> Warning: one F-word.
>
>

David B

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

Mic wrote:

> haaaa....so right. I am so lucky not to live in the USA where
> consumerism is a deseas. America. stop buying.


Watch it - we have the finest government money can buy!
Durwood Edwards

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

How can youresist all those cute little AppleProds? More appealing than a
cage full of puppies!
D
"E. T. Culling" <etcetc@notatcrcwnet.com> wrote in message
news:ct5mc7$ltq$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> I almost !! bought a mini Mac. - - finally persevered and didn't.
>
> "middletree" <middletree@htomail.com> wrote in message
> news:ct5kmu$jr0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
>



E. T. Culling

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

I almost !! bought a mini Mac. - - finally persevered and didn't.

"middletree" <middletree@htomail.com> wrote in message
news:ct5kmu$jr0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.gif
>
> Warning: one F-word.
>
>



Linda Rathgeber *TMM*

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

Mic wrote:
> haaaa....so right. I am so lucky not to live in the USA where
> consumerism is a deseas. America. stop buying.


If America stopped buying you would probably loose your job. :-)

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darrel

2005-01-25, 12:31 pm

> haaaa....so right. I am so lucky not to live in the USA where
> consumerism is a deseas. America. stop buying.


Apple has been targeted as this consumerist whore factory which is quite
sad, as people fail to realize that Apple's success has to to with quality
products that server a purpose...not consumer whoredom.

Granted, like any company that sells product, it needs to keep pumping the
stuff out, but Macs have traditionally outlasted most other computers in
households. People will keep their Mac running for years beyond many PCs.

Of course, I'm all for reducing consumerism, but there seems to be so many
more justifiable targets than Apple.

But, to each their own.

-Darrel


ajresovsky

2005-01-25, 12:32 pm

You know phuc all symantical
hang-ups!! I feel if parents
have an iissue with the occasional use of a colorfull adjective, well...PHUC
'EM
As far as iPRODUCT, is this an attempt to increase the
utility of Macs?

darrel

2005-01-25, 12:32 pm


> As far as iPRODUCT, is this an attempt to increase the
> utility of Macs?


???


Joe Makowiec

2005-01-25, 7:18 pm

On 25 Jan 2005 in macromedia.dreamweaver, darrel wrote:

> Apple's success has to to with quality products that server a
> purpose...


Nah, Apple servers are few and far between. They are, however, based on
BSD, which will run on about any platform...

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Email: http://makowiec.net/email.php
jsteinmann

2005-01-26, 7:22 am

this thread is a classic case of inferiority complex. it generally stems from
a feeling of inadequacy... and if you actually support Microsoft and the
horrific products they release, then it's understandable where this feeling
comes from. i think it's pretty funny how there is more and more hate speech
from PC magazines and PC users lately. Are you afraid you're using an inferior
product? Is it scary to you that Apple has great products that people love?
What's the problem? The 2005 line of Apple hardware and software products is
outstanding, award winning, and recognized as being not only best in market,
but quite a bit ahead of the competition in function, design, stability,
security, and ease of use. Do any of those things sound like bad traits?
Don't knock something until you've actually tried it. If you can't understant
why there are people that love using their Macs, that's because you don't own
the type of computer you can really enjoy. If you did, maybe you'd understand
why people enjoy their prduct line so much.

Al Sparber- PVII

2005-01-26, 12:23 pm

"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> this thread is a classic case of inferiority complex. it generally
> stems from
> a feeling of inadequacy... and if you actually support Microsoft and
> the
> horrific products they release, then it's understandable where this
> feeling
> comes from. i think it's pretty funny how there is more and more hate
> speech
> from PC magazines and PC users lately. Are you afraid you're using an
> inferior
> product? Is it scary to you that Apple has great products that people
> love?
> What's the problem? The 2005 line of Apple hardware and software
> products is
> outstanding, award winning, and recognized as being not only best in
> market,
> but quite a bit ahead of the competition in function, design,
> stability,
> security, and ease of use. Do any of those things sound like bad
> traits?
> Don't knock something until you've actually tried it. If you can't
> understant
> why there are people that love using their Macs, that's because you
> don't own
> the type of computer you can really enjoy. If you did, maybe you'd
> understand
> why people enjoy their prduct line so much.


It was a joke.

Al Sparber - PVII (Mac)

2005-01-26, 12:23 pm

Al Sparber- PVII wrote:
> "jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
> news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
>
>
> It was a joke.


Yes it was ;-)
middletree

2005-01-26, 12:23 pm

Sheesh. I'm not a Mac-hater. I think it's funny, so I posted it. We all need
to learn to laugh at ourselves at least as much as we laugh at others.

As Al pointed out, it was a joke. Something to chuckle at.


CMBergin

2005-01-26, 12:23 pm

"Hate speech?"
Someone's a touch oversensitive. Learn to recognize parody when you see it.

BTW - let me know when you see a Microsoft computer. I'm perfectly happy
using a host of different computers using Intel's basic architecture, and
none of them were built by Microsoft. Not all of them run Windows, either.
I have a beautiful little Compaq humming along on Linux just so I can see
what all the fuss is about.

"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> this thread is a classic case of inferiority complex. it generally stems

from
> a feeling of inadequacy... and if you actually support Microsoft and the
> horrific products they release, then it's understandable where this

feeling
> comes from. i think it's pretty funny how there is more and more hate

speech
> from PC magazines and PC users lately. Are you afraid you're using an

inferior
> product? Is it scary to you that Apple has great products that people

love?
> What's the problem? The 2005 line of Apple hardware and software products

is
> outstanding, award winning, and recognized as being not only best in

market,
> but quite a bit ahead of the competition in function, design, stability,
> security, and ease of use. Do any of those things sound like bad traits?
> Don't knock something until you've actually tried it. If you can't

understant
> why there are people that love using their Macs, that's because you don't

own
> the type of computer you can really enjoy. If you did, maybe you'd

understand
> why people enjoy their prduct line so much.
>



middletree

2005-01-26, 12:23 pm

"CMBergin" <NoHarvestForYou@NoSpam.org> wrote in message
news:ct8avt$p3h$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
> BTW - let me know when you see a Microsoft computer.


Well, I do have a mouse with Microsoft's name on it ;)


CMBergin

2005-01-26, 12:33 pm

So it begins! ;)

"middletree" <middletree@htomail.com> wrote in message
news:ct8bur$q75$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> "CMBergin" <NoHarvestForYou@NoSpam.org> wrote in message
> news:ct8avt$p3h$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
> Well, I do have a mouse with Microsoft's name on it ;)
>
>



Al Sparber- PVII

2005-01-28, 7:20 pm

"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> this thread is a classic case of inferiority complex. it generally
> stems from
> a feeling of inadequacy... and if you actually support Microsoft and
> the
> horrific products they release, then it's understandable where this
> feeling
> comes from. i think it's pretty funny how there is more and more hate
> speech
> from PC magazines and PC users lately. Are you afraid you're using an
> inferior
> product? Is it scary to you that Apple has great products that people
> love?
> What's the problem? The 2005 line of Apple hardware and software
> products is
> outstanding, award winning, and recognized as being not only best in
> market,
> but quite a bit ahead of the competition in function, design,
> stability,
> security, and ease of use. Do any of those things sound like bad
> traits?
> Don't knock something until you've actually tried it. If you can't
> understant
> why there are people that love using their Macs, that's because you
> don't own
> the type of computer you can really enjoy. If you did, maybe you'd
> understand
> why people enjoy their prduct line so much.


It was a joke.

Al Sparber - PVII (Mac)

2005-01-28, 7:20 pm

Al Sparber- PVII wrote:
> "jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
> news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
>
>
> It was a joke.


Yes it was ;-)
middletree

2005-01-28, 7:20 pm

Sheesh. I'm not a Mac-hater. I think it's funny, so I posted it. We all need
to learn to laugh at ourselves at least as much as we laugh at others.

As Al pointed out, it was a joke. Something to chuckle at.


CMBergin

2005-01-28, 7:20 pm

"Hate speech?"
Someone's a touch oversensitive. Learn to recognize parody when you see it.

BTW - let me know when you see a Microsoft computer. I'm perfectly happy
using a host of different computers using Intel's basic architecture, and
none of them were built by Microsoft. Not all of them run Windows, either.
I have a beautiful little Compaq humming along on Linux just so I can see
what all the fuss is about.

"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ct7on1$3e0$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> this thread is a classic case of inferiority complex. it generally stems

from
> a feeling of inadequacy... and if you actually support Microsoft and the
> horrific products they release, then it's understandable where this

feeling
> comes from. i think it's pretty funny how there is more and more hate

speech
> from PC magazines and PC users lately. Are you afraid you're using an

inferior
> product? Is it scary to you that Apple has great products that people

love?
> What's the problem? The 2005 line of Apple hardware and software products

is
> outstanding, award winning, and recognized as being not only best in

market,
> but quite a bit ahead of the competition in function, design, stability,
> security, and ease of use. Do any of those things sound like bad traits?
> Don't knock something until you've actually tried it. If you can't

understant
> why there are people that love using their Macs, that's because you don't

own
> the type of computer you can really enjoy. If you did, maybe you'd

understand
> why people enjoy their prduct line so much.
>



middletree

2005-01-28, 7:20 pm

"CMBergin" <NoHarvestForYou@NoSpam.org> wrote in message
news:ct8avt$p3h$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
> BTW - let me know when you see a Microsoft computer.


Well, I do have a mouse with Microsoft's name on it ;)


CMBergin

2005-01-28, 7:22 pm

So it begins! ;)

"middletree" <middletree@htomail.com> wrote in message
news:ct8bur$q75$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> "CMBergin" <NoHarvestForYou@NoSpam.org> wrote in message
> news:ct8avt$p3h$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
> Well, I do have a mouse with Microsoft's name on it ;)
>
>



darrel

2005-01-28, 7:22 pm


> BTW - let me know when you see a Microsoft computer.


The XBox is a computer, ain't it?

;o)

-Darrel


CMBergin

2005-01-28, 7:23 pm

I *could* let you win, but I'm too stubborn. ;)
The X-Box is actually made by Winstron (manufacturing arm of Acer) and
Flextronics. It's only branded with Microsoft's name.

"darrel" <notreal@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ct8ect$3g$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
>
> The XBox is a computer, ain't it?
>
> ;o)
>
> -Darrel
>
>



darrel

2005-01-28, 7:23 pm

> The X-Box is actually made by Winstron (manufacturing arm of Acer) and
> Flextronics. It's only branded with Microsoft's name.


Of course, you could say that about 90% of MS products, be it software or
hardware. ;o)

-Darrel


darrel

2005-01-28, 7:23 pm

> any by the way.... xbox 2 will be using the same chips as the apple
computers,from ibm...... so not only should You switch to a mac.... but even
Microsft made the switch

Huh?

-Darrel


jsteinmann

2005-01-28, 7:23 pm

any by the way.... xbox 2 will be using the same chips as the apple computers,from ibm...... so not only should You switch to a mac.... but even Microsft made the switch
middletree

2005-01-28, 7:23 pm

Ok, one more time: please re-read my subject line. The word humor is in
there. It was just a joke. I posted this because it's funny. We should all
be able to laugh at ourselves. Macs are not bad. Mac people are not bad.
It's just funny. It's a joke. Humor.


"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ct8vef$kuu$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> any by the way.... xbox 2 will be using the same chips as the apple

computers,from ibm...... so not only should You switch to a mac.... but even
Microsft made the switch


jsteinmann

2005-01-28, 7:24 pm

didnt you know that? Yes, xbox 2 will be using the same processors from ibm
that the apple macs have been using. they found they performed much better
then what they were currently using (but any mac person could have told them
that). xbox 2 is suppose to be out in a year.

darrel

2005-01-28, 7:24 pm

> didnt you know that?

Yes. But a processor an operating system does not make and has nothing to do
with anything, really. ;o)

BTW, PLEASE use a newsreader for this. Your replies do not show up under the
proper threads when using the web forum.

-Darrel


jsteinmann

2005-01-28, 7:24 pm

i know... this whole forum is totally phuked the replys go all over the place.
on a side note, it's does the same thing to me on the forum end of things...
replys newsgroup people post go all ove rthe place and not in the correct order
too. this whole forum is a mess

CMBergin

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm

I think it's ingenious - get paid for someone else's work AND get all the
credit.
I may have to look into that business model....

"darrel" <notreal@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ct8ouf$dm5$1@forums.macromedia.com...
>
> Of course, you could say that about 90% of MS products, be it software or
> hardware. ;o)
>
> -Darrel
>
>



CMBergin

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm

As you're discovering, certain groups of people cannot take jokes well. ;)
It was a funny link, though. I've passed it on to several people.

"middletree" <middletree@htomail.com> wrote in message
news:ct911b$mmd$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> Ok, one more time: please re-read my subject line. The word humor is in
> there. It was just a joke. I posted this because it's funny. We should all
> be able to laugh at ourselves. Macs are not bad. Mac people are not bad.
> It's just funny. It's a joke. Humor.
>
>
> "jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
> news:ct8vef$kuu$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> computers,from ibm...... so not only should You switch to a mac.... but

even
> Microsft made the switch
>
>



middletree

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm


"CMBergin" <NoHarvestForYou@NoSpam.org> wrote in message
news:ctau3k$rcp$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> As you're discovering, certain groups of people cannot take jokes well. ;)


Actually, I had posted this before I figured out what a dill weed this guy
is. Have you seen that one thread about the webforum textareas? The guy is
comical. Perhaps drunk, definitely incoherent. Or, he might be 13 years
old. Seems very immature.


jsteinmann

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm

yeah.... have you read the thread about textareas???? aprrently you haven't
either for forum people, every browser other then IE on XP is totally screwed
up. Firefox on XP, Netscape, Opera, etc..... all don't display the site
correclty. ANd of course, it does the same thing for all the mac users using
all these browsers too. it's a real problem, and 'dill weeds' as you put it
like yourself, are so clueless you dismiss it as an issue with Macs when it's
just poor web design and not defining the text areas properly / css
stylesheets. it could be easily fixed for all the forum users, but with idiots
like yourself that can't figure out the problem its never going to happen.

darrel

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm

> yeah.... have you read the thread about textareas????

http://toothpastefordinner.com/actual-greyshutup.jpg

-Darrel



middletree

2005-01-28, 7:25 pm

Dude, get a newsreader. Please.


"jsteinmann" <webforumsuser@macromedia.com> wrote in message
news:ctbdc6$ip9$1@forums.macromedia.com...
> yeah.... have you read the thread about textareas???? aprrently you

haven't
> either for forum people, every browser other then IE on XP is totally

screwed
> up. Firefox on XP, Netscape, Opera, etc..... all don't display the site
> correclty. ANd of course, it does the same thing for all the mac users

using
> all these browsers too. it's a real problem, and 'dill weeds' as you put

it
> like yourself, are so clueless you dismiss it as an issue with Macs when

it's
> just poor web design and not defining the text areas properly / css
> stylesheets. it could be easily fixed for all the forum users, but with

idiots
> like yourself that can't figure out the problem its never going to happen.
>



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